Happy 2020, Humans! You are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv

for humans, with Matt Besser. Based on the suggestions and other sources of inspiration,

Matt and guests will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's improvisers are,

one key play clock, Ian Roberts and Luke Wilson.

Oh, welcome to Improv for Humans. It's 20, a 20. What is that's the first time I've

probably said that loud? What a strange year we're in. In Roberts, Meg Gay, Blake Locke, and

Luke Wilson will be joining us very soon. Do you have any goals or resolutions, Mookie,

right off the bat that are sincere? Oh, boy.

Do you not do that? By saying, oh, boy, it means no. I don't know if I really do it. I feel like

I did you never did that. I mean, I've done, I've probably done lose weight for more than half

of the years of my life. But I think over the last couple of years, I've sort of had a new

perspective on being good to myself and good to my body and my mind. And I'm sort of resolutions

feel a little like I'm thinking too far ahead. Just trying to go one day at a time as opposed to

let's set a goal for this year. And if I don't meet it, then I failed.

You ever have one like this is a dumb example, but like I'm going to curse less this year. I'm

going to you know, something like that because that weight one seems pretty family feud would give

that like that have to be like an 80% or something. That'd be the number one or two. Oh, it'd be one

for sure. I don't even know it too would be. What would two be on family feud? Common resolutions,

you know, what would be this? I can't want. I'm going to it'd be a self-betterment. So I like

I'm going to read more. Well, it's ding ding ding four. It's very similar, but I'm going to

exercise because they there's a huge uptick in gym memberships on I was putting that out of the

same one. Yeah, maybe this is I guess kind of similar, but like drink less or quit drinking.

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