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You know throughout the night.

I'm saying dumb shit.

I was like, bitch, your marriage is fake.

And then she says, you pimped your daughter out.

To have her get fished by John Legend to get his tickets or something for your injured son.

That was it.

Like I heard injured son.

Like that's a rap after that.

You don't mention someone's children, period.

And your injured son and your whole daughter. Something has been weighing on my spirit for quite some time and that something has been the evolution of one Portia Williams to discuss all of the ups and downs and the buy-ashees to the civil rights

activists that we know and love today is Sasha from the Bravo Breakdown.

Hi Sasha.

Hi, thank you for having me. I'm so excited.

It's such a pleasure. I just wanted to like give you compliments, which I'm not really apt to do I think your

Instagram account is like perfect I think it's like such a great idea thank you

just a great like you just get Thank you're very succinct, you get right to the point, you're funny, you're smart, I love it, your bone structures is everything.

I need to know like how you keep your eyebrows maintained during quarantine.

Like, oh my God, that's hilarious.

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