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🗓️ 24 June 2024
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The Even Stevens Movie (2003) is the culmination of three years and 65 episodes of television, which we have seen precisely none of. However, that's not going to stop us from recapping this wild movie, in which the Stevens family think they've won a dream vacation to a paradise island, only to end up unwitting participants in a cruel reality show.
Having seen none of Even Stevens, it's hard to know what's a beloved Even Stevens Bit, and what is unconnected nonsense concocted for the movie. For example, is Louis Stevens always building sex chairs in the show? Is there really a cool teen character called Alan Twitty? Why is the character of Beans... full stop. Listen as we try to find answers, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.
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0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays basketball |
0:08.6 | come to my smart house |
0:11.1 | speed by alien sister don't come hungry, because I'll bet my monk can't cook. |
0:17.0 | Hello and welcome to Mom Can't Cook a Decom Podcast. I'm one of your hosts Luke |
0:28.9 | and I've just finished the required reading. That's right. I've watched every |
0:32.4 | single episode of even |
0:34.0 | Stevens oh hi I'm Andy Ferrant the other host hey Andy yeah how did you find |
0:39.5 | season three I found it pretty tough going I did I have I didn't watch any of even Stevens what what for start. It's not available on Disney plus just the movie is yeah I know |
0:49.0 | I know it's not available on Disney plus Andy I had to go on the dark web you had to go to Sheila |
0:55.3 | Buff's house I had to go to Sheila Buff's house he's got them all steal his |
0:58.9 | DVD's yeah well he I went to get, but he had taped over the DVD hours. |
1:04.8 | Oh, okay. So you watched all 65 episodes of Even Stevens? |
1:09.3 | Yeah, I mean, I had to. I see, I had to because otherwise I knew the even Stevens movie that we're |
1:14.0 | recapping this week wouldn't make any sense. |
1:15.8 | Okay well I mean to be fair to you that is true I haven't watched any even |
1:20.0 | Stevens and it didn't make much sense to me. |
1:23.0 | Well, here's, okay, here's the thing. |
1:25.0 | Obviously, I haven't actually watched any Even Stevens. |
1:28.0 | But here's the thing about the Even Stevens movie, |
1:31.0 | because this film serves as a fond salute to the TV show even |
1:35.9 | Stevens, it is impossible to tell what is a beloved even |
1:40.6 | Stephen running gag like bit. Yeah Yeah, and what is the usual impenetrable |
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