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A mid-morning dance with the devil from the farmer of fury.

Dangerous mid-morning debate with the great dictator.

The Independent Republic of Mike Graham on Talk Radio.

Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham right here on

talk radio. So that's it then. We're not going just yet. We're not going next Friday. We might

be going in May or indeed we might be going in April or we might not be going at all.

Theresa May managed to throw a blanket of doom over Brussels yesterday in a 90-minute submission to the 27 other members of the European Union.

They enjoyed it so much, they threw her out of the room so they could discuss it all for another four hours.

And then when they came out, we're not really quite sure what they decided.

Has there ever been more time wasted on yet more deliberations about nothing?

We voted to leave the European Union.

What on earth is so complicated

about that? Today, there'll be more double-dealing, more infighting, more chin-stroking and more

betrayal. And that's just inside the Tory party. Meanwhile, Saw losing Ramona's getting all

excited about a petition. They're all signing a few times with fake email accounts from halfway

around the world. Over two million now signatures have been added to urge

MPs to revoke Article 50 and forget that the referendum ever actually happened.

Quite incredible, isn't it? Do you feel like I do that we're somehow in the middle of

Back to the Future 4? 0344-49-1,000 is the number to call us on. Coming up later on, we'll be

discussing the things that are going on in the rest of the world outside of Brexit.

And there's quite a few of them. My favourite being a Russian sailor, along with a Filipino sailor, who somehow got so drunk in Barry that they ended up, which is an homage to my brilliance in broadcasting this week.

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