Hello and welcome to Colonial Outcast, the anti-imperialist podcast,

that all the Blue MAGA DNC boot-licking reactionary chuds,

cannibalistic humanized underground denizens in my comment section,

lambasting me for critiquing Jasmine Crockett and connecting the Palestine issue

to why you will never be able to

afford a home here in the U.S. will absolutely hate. We have a hell of an episode here for you,

starting with Russia, Trump's apparent war against the EU, insane militarism coming out of Europe,

expanding into the eastern Mediterranean, talking about energy and Cyprus, what's really going on with Turkey,

and maybe we'll have time to, I don't know, bring in Thailand, Cambodia, border conflicts,

because it's all connected, man, which is why we are joined today by regular contributor,

Alina Xenophantos, coming to us from the imperial colony of Cyprus.

I hate everything right now. How you doing?

Oh, yeah, it's great. I love the introduction, man.

Yes, from the Imperial Little Island of Cyprus.

But we are soon to be.

We're going to soon have the presidency of the EU, apparently.

Just going to put that out there. Yeah, Cyprus is going to soon have the presidency of the EU, apparently. I'm just going to put that out there.

Yeah. Cyprus is going to become the presidency of the EU. So I guess you can feel like you're in

power while actually being completely used as like a communal vassal state between like the US, UK and

golf states now.

Oh, yeah, but you know, people fall for that, but we'll get into that and always happen to be here to dissect that for everyone.

Yes.

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