Hey everybody before we get into the episode just a quick content warning

in case that it wasn't clear from the title we do talk about

alcohol consumption in this episode

there's also brief mention of the issues related to spousal abuse from alcoholism.

It's very brief right in the middle of the episode.

We also talk about the violence associated with prohibition and that kind of thing.

We just wanted to give you a heads up before we got into it and we hope you enjoy the episode.

Hey Travis, prove you're not drunk and say the alphabet backwards.

But I couldn't do that sober.

It's manners! Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband,

host Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you are listening to and watching Schmanners.

It's extraordinary etiquette. For ordinary occasions. Hello, my dove.

Hello, dear. How are you? This is a new setup. I'm loving it. I feel like a sit-down comic.

There. I'm loving it. I feel like a sit-down comic.

There, now I can see. I set your microphone to my height, which was a mistake.

Hi everybody. Hi Austin, Texas and Moon Tower Comedy Festival?

Yeah.

Okay, I got a little bit more at Austin, Texas.

Do you not identify as Moon Tower Comedy Festival

collectively?

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