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The Solomon Ray Podcast

The Episode Where I Ain't Got Time to Be On the Phone With Y’all

The Solomon Ray Podcast

Solomon Ray

Comedy

4.9831 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:22.0

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0:24.4

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0:30.7

I see, I see, I see. if you ever

0:43.3

If you ever leave me

0:48.3

If you ever leave me baby

0:53.3

Uh Come on saying y'all Leave some If you ever leave me, baby.

0:56.5

Come on, sing y'all.

1:00.5

Leave some morphine at my door.

1:01.7

Sing it.

1:02.4

Come on.

1:03.4

Y'all know the words. Because it would take a whole lot of medication.

1:09.6

To realize what we used to have, we don't have it anymore.

1:16.3

There's no religion that could save me.

1:20.1

None at all. Not on this planet. Come on.

1:22.5

No matter how long my knees are on the floor. Second dick, second dick.

1:28.8

So keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm making.

1:34.0

Yes.

1:35.6

To keep you by my side, to keep you from walking out that door.

1:41.6

Because there'll be no sunlight if I lose my nigger there'll be no clear skies

1:51.5

if I lose my nigger just like the clowns my eyes will do the same if you walk away.

2:02.7

This pussy will never pop again in.

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