This is Sarah Canick and you're listening to 88% parentheticals.

I'm going to tell you about this document I'd been waiting for. This one piece of paper that was going to change everything I thought I understood up to now.

It arrived on a Monday. Monday began like a normal day. I was walking to work with my dog, his name is Bruno by the way.

He didn't come with that name. I named him Bruno. He's a rescue dog. He came with a name

like Bradley or something which I really didn't like so I changed it to Bruno which by the way is the name I also wanted to name my son but my husband

nixed that anyway I'm walking to work with Bruno and we get there it's a short walk like maybe 10 minutes which is crazy

because people are always like what podcast you listen to you? What podcast you

listen to? Because you make podcasts and I'm like not that many because I have such a

short walk to work anyway so I like reached to

unlock the door and I noticed that at the bottom of the door there is this

envelope with just my name on it no return address which I hate that. Why do people not put

real? I mean I understand if you need to be anonymous but just generally like I

always teach my kids like put your return address on the envelope in case

it gets lost. Anyway, oh and one time I did get this

crazy anonymous letter which is a whole other story I can tell you about another

time. Anyway so I opened this envelope with just my name on it and inside is a single document which I'll tell you about next time

This episode of 88% Parentheticals was produced by Emmanuel Jochee. Our editor is Tim Howard, music in case you're wondering about the music,

is by the mysterious Breakmaster cylinder. You can check us out online or so I've been told I've never checked

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