The Enneagram: Know Your Type, Change Your Life
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of “Shrink This,” Lisa drags the Enneagram out of BuzzFeed hell and back into its rightful place: at the top of the list of the most helpful tools for self-awareness. Joined by Nick and a surprise producer swap, she breaks down what your “type” actually means—and why using it as an excuse to be unbearable is a cop-out. Discussing every type from flaky 7s to bossy 8s and conflict-avoiding 9s, Lisa shows how every personality has red flags, growth paths, and zero permission to stay stuck. If you’ve ever said, “That’s just how I am,” this episode is your wake-up call.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | Lisa Lampinelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach. |
| 0:07.9 | She is a meddling advice giving Yenta and know it all. |
| 0:10.3 | And her words come from her head, her heart, and often out of her ass. |
| 0:13.7 | This podcast should not be misconstrued as therapy. |
| 0:16.0 | It should be ticking with a huge grain of salt for entertainment purposes only. |
| 0:21.0 | Lisa. You need help purposes only. Lisa. |
| 0:22.2 | You need help. |
| 0:24.1 | You're the problem. |
| 0:28.4 | Oh, come on. |
| 0:30.8 | Calm down. |
| 0:33.2 | Go rehab. |
| 0:35.6 | Take a bail. |
| 0:38.8 | I think you're insane. |
| 0:41.5 | Do what I say, dumb ass. |
| 0:45.7 | Listen to me. |
| 0:48.7 | Oh, fuck you. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:52.2 | I don't know what's going on in the studio today. I am bewitched, bothered, and bewildered. |
| 0:57.7 | I'm dying because instead of Celia are very much, much maligned, very overworked. What do you call her? |
| 1:08.3 | Cunt. Assistant. Producer, whatever, who happens to be out with the flu, which is super sad because so many people are dying. |
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