The End of the Year Awards - 2023
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2023
⏱️ 150 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm sick of telling you people about this. |
| 0:01.7 | Give your family the gift of awesome water. Just do it. Yeah. Guardian water's everything. You're drinking trash. And just stop doing it. Get yourself a Guardian water system and know what it's like to just have nothing but pure water on tap at all times. Yeah, you can get a full house conditioning system. They use Westinghouse. They do a great job installing them. That way you have, |
| 0:22.6 | you know, no problems with calcium buildup in your pipes or your fixtures or your washing machine, |
| 0:29.2 | your dishwasher. It purifies water before it comes into your house. Or you can get the RO system, |
| 0:34.4 | like all of us have on the show. We've got one in the studio. It's the best thing in the world, man. |
| 0:38.1 | Like, if you like to cook like I do, it's absolutely going to change your quality of life. And they're just good people. Josh and his team, a guardian, not only have they been doing a good job at cleaning up our water, but they give back to the community. They work hand-in-hand-hand with the Yellow Brick Road Foundation. They've single-handedly provided, I don't know, 20, 30 wagons. |
| 0:56.4 | I mean, lots 30 wagons. |
| 0:56.4 | I mean, lots of wagons for kids with congenital heart defects. |
| 0:59.7 | So know that when you purchase, you're dealing with good folks. |
| 1:02.9 | Yep. |
| 1:03.1 | It's guardian water services.com. |
| 1:10.4 | Live from the injured on the-Go Just Colmo Studio. |
| 1:14.8 | It's the 2023, a mediocre time with Tom and Dan end of the year awards. |
| 1:21.8 | With appearances by The Sheik and Little Fud. |
| 1:26.1 | An appearance by Rick the annoyingoying Trumpet Player. |
| 1:30.0 | Javier and his leaf blower and the Baldwin Park Maintenance Orchestra. |
| 1:34.4 | A salute to service for all of our past Shark Week winners as they join Plops of Honor. |
| 1:40.5 | And the Bob Landau Memorial Lifetime Achievement Award presented by Supergirl Jen. |
| 1:46.8 | And now here's your host, Tom and Dan. |
| 1:50.5 | All right. |
| 1:51.3 | All right. |
| 1:51.9 | Yeah, we did it. |
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