Hello and welcome to the Colcaste Fest 30 plus minute Apple conversation you're going to hear

all week. I'm your host, Arafon Elijah. Join me today. Not a darn person. It's just me. In the

Colt Command Center, I just recently oiled the turrets. So I don't have to hear the grinding noises when they're searching for targets, and not a single unauthorized person will be allowed on the premises.

I think you know some names, but I'll tell you what, I saw a man with very tiny hands trying to sneak on the compound the other day.

And I had to sick my vicious, 14-year-old, half half-chihuahua half-toiteria mix after him.

And he hopped the fence and he ran away. I saw tears in his eyes. That's right. It was Alex

Heath. You already knew who I was talking about by the description. We got him out of here.

Oh my goodness. What a week we have ahead of us here. So I'm talking all about the end of an era, the end of an era.

T.C. departing, John Turnus in. I am of mixed emotions, like probably many of you. And you'll

hear me say this again throughout the episode. I, I, I, I, I, it's bittersweet. It's

bittersweet. And's bittersweet.

And this episode is for the crazy ones.

You know what I'm saying?

Like sometimes when I do content, I try not to dive too deep into the actual Apple stuff,

like the company itself.

Because it's like being the announcer at a baseball game.

Some people just aren't into the baseball, man.

They don't want to hear you talk about executives.

It's like the most obscure type of commentary, right?

It's like, oh, we're going to talk about Tim Cook and John Turner's two people.

Most people, well, if you listen to this podcast, you definitely know who TC is.

But like regular people don't know who he is, man.

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