The End of Dropouts (For Real This Time) | Dropouts #265

Dropouts

Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It's the 21st century which means you NEED a website! And the best place to go for that website is Squarespace! Right now you can get 10% off your first website or domain when you go to https://www.squarespace.com/dropouts

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The title says it all...

LISTEN TO JARED'S NEW SONG "SUPERHUMAN"

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SUB TO OUR PATREON FOR BONUS AND BEHIND THE SCENES CONTENT!

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BUY OUR SICK FREAKING MERCH!

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Keep up with us!

Zach: https://www.instagram.com/zachjustice/

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Alyssa: https://www.instagram.com/alyssaaliberti/

Skyler: https://www.instagram.com/skylerhorne_/

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0:30.0	Aldi's Super 6 fruit and veg comes with a freshness guarantee. From just 29p each, red grapefruit,
0:36.1	spring onions, pink kids, apples and mixed peppers,
0:38.5	plus British Jersey roll potatoes and cherries.
0:40.9	And the cherry on top?
0:42.3	Amazing Aldi value!
0:43.9	In store now!
0:44.9	Aldi!
0:45.6	Which cheapest supermarket, 2024?
0:47.7	Products and prices may vary subject to availability.
0:50.1	First pimple patch of my life.
0:52.1	It's fun.
0:53.3	I like it.
0:53.7	Stop touching it. You're going to get dirt under it. Really? Yeah. Pimple patches actually work really well. You get dirt under your pimple patch? No. I had like a huge bump right here. I know it's gone. Didn't even touch it. Just put a pimple patch on it. What?
1:11.8	No, sorry.
1:13.4	I didn't know it was ending there.
1:14.6	It was cool.
1:16.7	I didn't hear how the story started.
1:19.0	I was dialed in.
1:21.2	You had a pimple and you put a pimple patch on it and then it went away, which is what
1:25.6	pimple patches do, which is cool. What is on a pimple patch that makes the pimple go away? Exactly one of God's prayers. I think it might have to do with just suction. It draws it out of the pore. It's a suction thing? You have to like really push it down on there and it like generates a little bit of this is your
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