You are listening to a Clarks World magazine podcast with your host and narrator Kate Baker.

Greetings Clarksville Citizens. I hope this podcast finds you extraordinarily well for this April Fool's day of 2015 and I'm

just telling you in advance I got nothing I just don't my brain I sat in my Tartis

for like you know a good hour this morning trying to figure

out if there was some sort of joke I could play on you guys you know saying that I was

leaving to you know start my career in erotic narration. But then I'd worry I'd get emails from people who were

saying, hey, where can I find that? I thought about saying I was quitting again. I thought about maybe saying that I was

going to change up the podcast so that all we talked about was twilight or 50 shades of gray.

But I just, I can't.

I can't do that to you guys.

I just love you too much to do any of that horrific April Fool's pranks on you.

You guys deserve so much better.

If you're looking for something for April Fool's Day, I suggest going back to our last year's story on this date by Sean Williams.

But instead of pranking this year, I'm going to give you a present and I'm just going to jump right into the story. How about that?

You can relax that this is not going to be a podcast where I ramble on and on about politics and the

idiocracy that we are facing in today's society. No, I'll just I'll just get

right into the story because you know that's what Neil pays me to do.

But before I begin like how how are you doing like what are you up to these days?

You know I love receiving emails from you guys. It's so wonderful.

It's like the best thing ever you guys brighten my day. I have total smiles and some of you are actually able to time it on days where I need it the most which I'm so super grateful for. But yeah, where was I? Oh yeah, I'm going to get right right into the story.

Our story today is, oh and I totally forgot, if you want to

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