Welcome to edition 2 of The Bugle, time's on lines almost brand new

So in the Bugle this week in a week in which the world's official score has now dipped

to 2.2 out of 10 we'll be looking at immigration should we all go back to where we came from the sea

the UK claims part of Antarctica attention world the empire is back on

mobilize yourself Britain's this time we're starting south and working our way up

and in sports Johnny Wilkinson wins or loses the world cup

of course as always some sections of the audio newspeed to go straight in the

this week the art section including news that Muhammad Ali is to play the role of

Will Smith in a predictive biopic of the comic actors later life

and the technology section featuring major articles on where now for the horse

and how gadgets stole my wife

top story this week the UK announced plans to claim a section of the Antarctic for

scientific research purposes could this be the re-emergence of the British Empire so

many things are reforming now led Zeppelin are getting back together no one

thought they'd lived to see that perhaps it's time for the British Empire to reform come on

India for old times sake and does it not say something for how this current American

administration is viewed by the world I think people might even go for that yes we

did far far worse things than America could even dream of but we did it with that

certain gentlemanly swagger we were like Godzilla in a necktie more elegantly

destructive I think we've deserved a second crack at empire

John I think it's great that the empire is back with

vengeance albeit not much of a vengeance and caught an icy vengeance but

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