Good morning. It's three minutes after 10 and you are listening to James O'Brien on LBC.

I don't expect you to curtsy. Just so you know today, you can, yeah, I know that you normally

like to doff a little cap or tug a full lock at the wireless when I begin my morning address,

but probably take a moment to reflect upon how many people were

supremely comfortable with Boris Johnson sending Jacob Rees-Mogg to Balmoral to actually

lie to the Queen. But they believe that Megan Markle finding the whole practice of

courtseying and bowing and scraping a little bit funny, very funny, that's treason.

That's, that's treason.

Sending Jacob Rees-Mogg to lie to the actual queen, that's absolutely fine.

That's getting all the big calls right.

That's getting Brexit done.

Laughing at curtsying, which is hilarious, and everyone has laughed at curtsying in the last few months because of that footage that emerged of Liz Truss curtsying.

That was just hilarious. No one didn't find that funny. I suspect even Liz Truss can smile about it now.

But curtsying, finding curtsying a little bit funny stroke ridiculous. Oh my God, to the tower. Off with her head.

Lying to the actual queen and unlawfully proroguing her actual parliament absolutely fine and

I mention these things not because I want you to feel bad about how boiled your brain has been

by matters royal but because it's important to highlight absolutely irrefutable absurdity and

hypocrisy even if we find it uncomfortable, even if me pointing out

that one human being bowing or curtsying to another human being entirely because of

accidents of birth is absolutely bonkers, it offends. I could muster up a degree of offence myself

because somehow I could pretend if I was

desperate not to discuss the racism described and explained rather brilliantly in the new documentary

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