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🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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0:00.0 | I clocked in a few minutes before midnight, same as always. |
0:06.0 | I swiped my badge, watched the light turn green, and walked into the half-lit lobby where the venom machines buzzed louder than the lights. |
0:15.0 | I set my thermos down, tab the monitor to wake it up, and started another shift guarding a building that never saw traffic. |
0:25.6 | Technically, I work security for a research facility on the edge of the industrial district. |
0:31.5 | What kind of research? I couldn't tell you. |
0:35.4 | They don't breathe the night guards. |
0:38.0 | My job is simple. |
0:40.1 | Walk the halls every hour, check the doors, monitor the cameras, |
0:44.5 | and call it in if anyone tries to sneak onto the property. |
0:49.2 | No one ever does. |
0:52.3 | Honestly, I think the whole place is a shell company. There are labs and conference rooms |
0:57.9 | sure, but I've never seen more than three or four people in the building during the daytime |
1:02.4 | turnover. The lights stay off in half the offices. Most of the server racks hummed to keep |
1:08.9 | themselves busy. Once in a while, I'll see a crate in the loading bay marked, hazard, |
1:15.6 | but it's always empty by the time my shift starts. |
1:19.6 | The boredom is what gets the most guys. |
1:23.6 | Not me. I don't mind the lack of action. There's a comfort in routines that never change. |
1:31.3 | I keep a radio on the desk. |
1:34.3 | One of those weather alert units that doubles as an emergency broadcast receiver, |
1:39.3 | wired to receive work notifications that never came. |
1:43.3 | Only the occasional emergency alert would pop through, |
1:47.0 | never important to me, but something to break up the monotony of the shift. |
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