The Embarrassingly Haunted House - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
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In this silly story, James can’t believe his luck when his family moves into what looks like the perfect haunted house. He’s ready for flickering lights, creaky floors, and maybe even a ghostly friend. But what he finds inside isn’t exactly what he had in mind…
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | L.O.L. Story time. Truly not a boring time. Glad a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:07.0 | L.O.L. Story time. Make you laugh at least one time. |
| 0:10.0 | Hello L.O. Story time. |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, hey, welcome back to the show. |
| 0:16.0 | And tis the season for my Not So Scary Story, which is called the embarrassingly haunted house. |
| 0:22.8 | Today's story features characters named after James and Judah. |
| 0:26.6 | Some other shoutouts this week go out to Lily from Sydney, Australia, Georgia from New Zealand, |
| 0:33.0 | Gia from San Diego, Abdurriman from Saudi Arabia, Hudson, Logan, and Wyn from Leawood, Kansas, |
| 0:40.2 | Ash and Zoe McKay from New Zealand, Max and Leo from New Zealand, Lucas and Lauren from |
| 0:45.8 | Ontario, Canada, listening with their bulldog Frank, Clay and his dogs, Kuma and Coco from |
| 0:51.2 | Holly Springs, North Carolina, Callahan and Waylon from Iowa, and |
| 0:56.0 | shout out to Ripley listening in Washington from your brother, Jack. |
| 1:00.0 | More to come next time, but for now, let's get into the story. |
| 1:09.0 | This is the story of the time James received some very unexpected news. |
| 1:15.9 | His parents sat him down one day and gently broke it to him that they were moving. |
| 1:20.1 | We're so sorry, Jamesy Pooh. We wish it didn't have to be this way. Your father and I know how much you love this house. |
| 1:28.3 | This wasn't even the worst part. And another thing, James, the house we're moving into is, well, really old looking, |
| 1:34.8 | like, really old looking, like really, really, really, really, really old looking. They handed James |
| 1:41.7 | a photo of the house. It didn't help that it was in black and white. |
| 1:45.5 | I know it looks a little spooky in the picture, but it probably looks totally normal in person. |
| 1:51.5 | James' parents glanced nervously at each other while their son studied the photo. He flapped it in the air. |
| 1:57.5 | So, we're leaving all this behind to move here? |
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