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True Crime Historian

The Eltham Murder

True Crime Historian

Richard O Jones

True Crime, Documentary, Arts, Society & Culture, Performing Arts

4.4729 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The Girl Who Named Him

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Episode 485 takes us to Kidbrooke Lane, Eltham, before dawn on the twenty-sixth of April, eighteen seventy-one, where a beat constable named Donald Gunn stumbles across a sixteen-year-old maidservant crawling in the mud with a plasterer's hammer in the ditch beside her. Jane Clouson names her killer. The English courtroom declines to listen.

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0:00.0

The last mile of my beat was always Kidbrook Lane.

0:08.2

Sergeant saved it for the newer men and for nights when the weather had turned,

0:11.6

and that Wednesday morning the weather had turned.

0:14.0

PC Donald Gunn.

0:16.2

A cold April rain had come down sometime after midnight,

0:19.9

and by the time I was walking out past the

0:21.8

market gardens, the lane was one long rut of mud and standing water, and my cape was heavy with

0:28.0

it, and my boots were making the sucking sound boots make when they don't want to leave the ground.

0:33.0

I carried a bull's-eye lantern in my left hand, and a truncheon on my belt, and a whistle on a lanyard that I had never yet had caused to blow.

0:40.3

The whistle was new that year.

0:43.3

Before the whistle, we had wooden rattles, and before the rattles you just shouted.

0:49.3

I had been a constable in the Greenwich Division near on five years by then, and the loudest thing I had

0:54.9

ever done on Kidbrook Lane was cough. There was a little brook ran along the hedge. The Kidbrook,

1:02.4

they called it. You could hear it even when you could not see it. You could hear the cabbages,

1:08.6

too, if you know what I mean. The leaves taking the rain.

1:12.6

On a country lane at four in the morning you listen for things,

1:16.6

because the eyes are only good for as far as the lantern reaches.

1:20.6

And the lantern that morning reached about as far as a man's arm.

1:24.6

I thought at first it was a dog. There was a shape at the edge of the lane

1:30.3

in the ditch where the water was running and it was moving. I had found dogs before in that

1:36.4

ditch. Farmers up the Eltham Road used to put down the ones that got old and sometimes the body

1:42.4

would not stay where it had been put. I stepped

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