The Eltham Murder
True Crime Historian
Richard O Jones
4.4 • 729 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Episode 485 takes us to Kidbrooke Lane, Eltham, before dawn on the twenty-sixth of April, eighteen seventy-one, where a beat constable named Donald Gunn stumbles across a sixteen-year-old maidservant crawling in the mud with a plasterer's hammer in the ditch beside her. Jane Clouson names her killer. The English courtroom declines to listen.
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| 0:00.0 | The last mile of my beat was always Kidbrook Lane. |
| 0:08.2 | Sergeant saved it for the newer men and for nights when the weather had turned, |
| 0:11.6 | and that Wednesday morning the weather had turned. |
| 0:14.0 | PC Donald Gunn. |
| 0:16.2 | A cold April rain had come down sometime after midnight, |
| 0:19.9 | and by the time I was walking out past the |
| 0:21.8 | market gardens, the lane was one long rut of mud and standing water, and my cape was heavy with |
| 0:28.0 | it, and my boots were making the sucking sound boots make when they don't want to leave the ground. |
| 0:33.0 | I carried a bull's-eye lantern in my left hand, and a truncheon on my belt, and a whistle on a lanyard that I had never yet had caused to blow. |
| 0:40.3 | The whistle was new that year. |
| 0:43.3 | Before the whistle, we had wooden rattles, and before the rattles you just shouted. |
| 0:49.3 | I had been a constable in the Greenwich Division near on five years by then, and the loudest thing I had |
| 0:54.9 | ever done on Kidbrook Lane was cough. There was a little brook ran along the hedge. The Kidbrook, |
| 1:02.4 | they called it. You could hear it even when you could not see it. You could hear the cabbages, |
| 1:08.6 | too, if you know what I mean. The leaves taking the rain. |
| 1:12.6 | On a country lane at four in the morning you listen for things, |
| 1:16.6 | because the eyes are only good for as far as the lantern reaches. |
| 1:20.6 | And the lantern that morning reached about as far as a man's arm. |
| 1:24.6 | I thought at first it was a dog. There was a shape at the edge of the lane |
| 1:30.3 | in the ditch where the water was running and it was moving. I had found dogs before in that |
| 1:36.4 | ditch. Farmers up the Eltham Road used to put down the ones that got old and sometimes the body |
| 1:42.4 | would not stay where it had been put. I stepped |
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