The Eleventh Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2026

⏱️ 187 minutes

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Summary

Live from our windowless studio in Downtown Brooklyn, it's the 11th Annual Blankies! Joe Reid joins us once again to give out golden Wattos to our favorite films, performances, and craftspeople of the year. Some of our picks are certainly part of the greater award season conversation. Others are Materialists. Join us as we honor the best Putters and Murmurs, the Wettest flicks of the year, and as Griffin debuts his latest Billy Crystal opening showtune. Listen to This Had Oscar Buzz Watch Igby Goes Down Sign up for Check Book, the Blank Check newsletter featuring even more “real nerdy shit” to feed your pop culture obsession. Dossier excerpts, film biz AND burger reports, and even more exclusive content you won’t want to miss out on. Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Twitter, Instagram, Threads and Facebook! Buy some real nerdy merch Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Live from a windowless studio in Brooklyn, New York.
0:12.0	It's the 11th annual Blankies.
0:14.7	I'm going to do. All the stars are out tonight.
0:32.8	Oh, is that Ella McKay's deadbeat pizza husband I see on the red carpet?
0:38.3	Okay, yeah.
0:39.3	Extra cheese and you're Hawaiian?
0:41.3	Hawaiian.
0:42.3	Just entering the red carpet, it's balls from his this thing on.
0:47.3	Oh, looks like he spilled a gallon of milk.
0:50.3	It's been a lot for you to carry around.
0:52.3	Greta Lee wishes she could be here with us tonight. however, she's at Gettysburg watching a Civil War reenactment.
1:00.0	Varon can help you find this man.
1:03.0	The paparazzi is loving our latest arrival on the red carpet.
1:08.0	It's Varang, wearing a stunning ash dress.
1:11.6	I am the fire!
1:14.6	Oh my goodness! Samson the Alpha from 28 years later just arrived with his date, his giant penis.
1:24.6	Oh my god, it's even bigger than I thought.
1:30.4	And now your host for this evening.
1:33.9	Song and dance man, Griffin Newman.
1:37.9	What a wonderful night for blankies, blankies, who who will win and possible nominees based on
1:48.4	mostly just the things that have been nominated ever else in particular the
1:53.6	oscars who knows where we're going to swing right their tastes are not
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