THE ELEFUN MAN with Jackie Martling
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
4.2 • 831 Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2015
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
TWO ROBBERS DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS SURGEONS TO ROB A BRONX PCS STORE - NO ONE IS FOOLED
A MANHATTAN MAN FINDS WHOLE NEW WAY TO BE A CREEP ON THE STREET
A TSA AGENT SEXUALLY ASSAULTS A 21-YR-OLD KOREAN FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT IN THE MENS ROOM AT LGA
THE LATEST TRUE CRIME FROM NYC, PLUS GREAT STORIES AND JOKES FROM SPECIAL GUEST JACKIE "THE JOKEMAN" MARTLING
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| 0:00.0 | Well, she questioned him, but he assured her that he does this to all passengers. |
| 0:04.5 | And then he lifted up her shirt, unzipped her pants, and fondled her. |
| 0:07.0 | Well, you know the most important question. |
| 0:08.5 | What? |
| 0:08.8 | Did he wash his hands when he's done? |
| 0:13.6 | He is an employee. |
| 0:15.3 | You've got at least use the sanitizer. |
| 0:17.4 | From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live. |
| 0:20.9 | A couple of Tomomaniacs pulled a robbery in the Bronx. |
| 0:24.3 | This was a two-man operation dressed in scrubs and face masks, latex gloves looking just like a couple of surgeons. |
| 0:31.1 | The bandits made off with cash and merchandise from a Metro PCS around 545 p.m. |
| 0:37.9 | I see the centesis in their ruse. |
| 0:41.3 | You don't see surgeons at Metro PCS. |
| 0:45.3 | Unlimited minutes, not that much of a priority. |
| 0:48.3 | By the moment, some doctors walk into a Metro PCS in the Bronx. |
| 0:51.5 | Keep an eye on those two. |
| 0:53.1 | They might not really be physicians. Of course, |
| 0:55.4 | they weren't surgeons. Their outfits were just distractors. Surveillance video shows the two men |
| 1:00.6 | demand cash from the clerk. They pushed their way behind the counter. They reached in with |
| 1:04.6 | their graspers. And then they took about $200 worth of cash. And they also grased 22 cell phones and six tablets. No injuries, |
| 1:13.1 | no weapons were displayed, not even a scalpel. Better give me all your gauze, nurse. This bit |
| 1:19.0 | is fading fast. Join me now, Jackie Marlick. Now, that's pretty interesting to dress up as a doctor. |
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