The Egg Stractor Telemarketer Call
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
A man trying to stay patient completely loses it when Danielle, "the telemarketer", won't stop pushing a ridiculous "eggstractor" product!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Danielle, it's your phone tap. What's it about? All right, well, Carol wanted us to phone tap her husband. She says he's been working on his patience lately, but he really hates telemarketers. So she said, this will be a perfect combination. So is this your version of |
| 0:22.0 | Michael Oppenheimer? It is. All right. Let's see what Danielle can do on her phone tab. Here we go. |
| 0:28.6 | Hello. Hey, it's Lisa Schlitz with the extractor. I'm sorry. The extractor. Just tap, plays, |
| 0:36.4 | and press. Make so many dishes extraordinary. |
| 0:41.1 | All right. |
| 0:41.9 | Why are you calling? |
| 0:43.3 | Do you do the cooking in your house, sir? |
| 0:46.9 | I do some of the cooking in the house, yeah. |
| 0:49.5 | Well, the extractor is going to make your life so much easier. |
| 0:53.6 | I don't need an extractor. The magic of the patented extractor is going to make your life so much easier. I don't need an extractor. |
| 0:55.6 | The magic of the patented extractor is pure science, sir. |
| 0:59.2 | Hey, I'm sorry, I'm not interested. |
| 1:01.3 | Have a nice day. |
| 1:04.5 | Hello. |
| 1:05.6 | Hi, it's Lisa again from the extractor. |
| 1:08.1 | Listen, Lisa, I don't want an extractor. Inside the extractor, pressure forces air from the extractor. Listen, Lisa, I don't want an extractor. |
| 1:12.1 | Inside the extractor, pressure forces air from the air cell. |
| 1:16.0 | But the egg pops out perfectly dishelled. |
| 1:19.0 | I can take my own egg out of the shell, okay? |
| 1:21.9 | Thank you. |
| 1:22.7 | 7.95 and free shipping. |
| 1:24.9 | And I'll throw in a bonus. |
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