And here's the thing for us ladies out there. Men know this and they do this thing of withholding attention and then giving it because you become really easy to manipulate, right?

Right. But there's all these ways that a patriarchal society has sort of

conditioned us to believe men are the prize and they should be sort of like

sitting back and having their pick and that women sort of wait to be chosen and once you're chosen that means that you are worthy because a man says so.

And there was a time when like the woman was the goddess, like to be in the presence of

the goddess was a gift and men were aware of that and it was like you come to the goddess with an offering and we've really lost track of that.

It's vile events and your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for but need them welcome to almost adulting.

Almost adulting. Are you ready? I had a sex dream the other day and the reason the sex dream is so memorable because it's

unlike any sex dream I've ever had in my life.

So basically I was talking to this guy who lives in New York before I was

planning my trip to New York. A long story short I decided not to progress things so I

wasn't even going to meet up with him while I was going to New York but a day or two before I was heading to New York, I dreamt about him.

And first, it started pretty hot and heavy. We were rolling around somewhere, maybe in a bed, I'm not not sure but we were making out and it was

hot it was exciting I was thinking in my dream maybe I should call him maybe it's

meant to be and then as we were kissing and it's getting all sweaty and we're touching each other,

I decide to go and nibble on his ear because I know the men like those little kisses.

So it's like go and start kissing his ear and I start nibbling on it. I decide to kind of bite on it a little bit and as I go to bite on it for whatever reason my teeth will just not close. I'm like, oh shit, I haven't been wearing my retainer

for like a week now, so my overbite must have come back.

My overbite got so big that I don't think I could even bite an apple with my teeth right now, let alone

nibble on the bottom of his earlobe, like my mouth just will not close.

I felt so embarrassed, I'm like, holy shit, this is so un sexy, and I'm like, no, wait, I can save this, I can say this. Maybe he doesn't even notice it. He doesn't know, like he's already been kissing me. He doesn't care V he wants you okay he doesn't care

about your big large horse teeth overbite okay he doesn't care he loves you so

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