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🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Our interview with Ed Sheeran is for the lads. Ed—global pop music superstar—came through and had the time of his life bantering on underwear slang, release night nerves, thinking he’s sober and then realizing he isn’t, lessons in respecting women, his underappreciated rapping, bro is obsessed with ketchup to an unhealthy degree, tricking out his studio and home with bowling alleys and pubs, that fat kid switch that still lives in his brain, his harsh history of vegetarianism, ranking the best beers, delicious kebab shop slop, what to play on an acoustic guitar at the afters, here’s to the Hollywood ragers we’ll never remember, dispelling some online rumors, AI can’t replicate his voice but his bodyguard will still be fooled, diving into his obsessive collections of movie memorabilia, watches, and sneakers, Google is wrong about some of his tattoos (or is it), the art of giving wedding gifts plus some marriage advice for newlyweds, is it finally coming home this summer, playing shows that lose him money, the ginger Mount Rushmore, his Pilates regimen, never wanting the podcast to end, and much more on Ed Sheeran's interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™.
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| 0:00.0 | Our guest this week is fresh out the studio and ready to play. |
| 0:03.6 | He's got the sauce like ketchup and graciously took some time off from crafting generational |
| 0:07.7 | anthems, balladeering sold out arenas and getting Pokemon tattoos to rip a pod with the goddamn |
| 0:12.8 | motherfucking boys before he sets off on a quest to win his fifth Grammy with his brand new album. |
| 0:18.6 | And maybe then he'll finally buy the Batman suit with nipples. |
| 1:11.1 | Joining us to talk about his party animal days, Taylor Swift wedding gifts, and fellow goaded ginger's Ed Shear and Ed, how the hell are you? What's going on? I actually do have the Batman suit with nipples. You got it. Wow, congratulations. Yeah. But I bought Robin. No one wanted Robin. I got Robin for steel. What was the damage on the Batman suit? That, it was high six figures. Wow. How pronounced are the nipples in real life? They're not high six figures. The other one. Low six figures? No, high five figures. Oh, that's a deal. That's light work. How, like, protrusion, what type of protrusion are we talking about? It's all right. It comes in quite, it comes in like a George Clooney, like, mannequin, I guess. It's kind of weird. You haven't tried it on? George Clooney is a bit bigger than me. I'm like, I'm quite a short human being in life. I've tried the hook costume on. Okay. |
| 1:11.5 | We're going to talk about that. |
| 1:12.6 | Do you, are you boys with George? Like, could you send him a photo of like, you know, the suit? Of the nipples. You'll miss you. George. I was like, who the fuck's George? Mr. Clooney? Yeah. No, I've never, have I met him? There was a period of my life where, like, I was mostly drunk. |
| 1:29.7 | And I, like, meet people. And I'm like, oh, nice to meet you. And they're like, we've hung out before. Oh, that's a bad look, dude. So I might have, I might have hung out with him. It's possible. It's possible. The world made ever. Well, that's Georgia next time we see him. |
| 1:41.5 | And confirm it or deny it. |
| 1:43.2 | Drunk off the tequila. |
| 1:44.6 | All right. |
| 1:45.2 | Well, welcome to the pod, Ed Sheeran. |
| 1:47.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.8 | The first thing we, Well, ask George the next time we see him. And confirm it or deny it. Drunk off the tequila. |
| 1:45.1 | All right. |
| 1:47.0 | Well, welcome to the pod, Ed Shearin. |
| 1:47.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:48.5 | The first thing we do. |
| 1:58.3 | First thing we want to do, Ed, real quick, because we know you're a busy man. Let's do a little fit check. What did you wear today to the podcast? Tell us everything. I've done a kid super collab that we've done a drop today. |
| 2:00.2 | So I'm actually wearing a kid super. A company man. |
| 2:01.6 | A kid super. |
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