I want compensation for this podcast because I've been on seven episodes and I've yet to see a dime as lead co-host

I see where you're coming from. Okay, but we can't afford to pay out right now

So when will you be paying out?

And if you read the contract once you hit a hundred episodes you get your first check. It just how much a hundred dollars. Oh

Can I leave? No, I'm leaving you sign the contract. I'm leaving. You're here. I have I'll see you in court

Give it up for Carly the new co-host of the lightweight's podcast

I'm exhausted

Are you from all these god damn podcast joe?

Do you consider your therapy sessions a podcast? Yes

Because I because here the thing is I am a main character and so when I am doing therapy like I am playing a character also

You're not yourself in therapy. No, I'm somebody else completely. I make up things like she doesn't even know I live in California

I'm kidding

No, yeah, I'm kidding. That'd be really crazy. Oh

Give it up for our co-host Carly and Contro. I'm here again bitches. I have a big old rant today

Slay

My wedding was this past weekend. We'll get into that later. Well, yeah, of course

Is that what you had me on here? You want to talk about your wedding? No, I want to talk to you about this other thing

I check my statements today your statements someone stole my debit card made a couple purchases

I figured it was time to go back and look at my past purchases to see where I'm losing money

Oh, how I'm bleeding dry is this gonna somehow be blamed on me. Did you steal money? I did it

But I feel like you're about to blame me for something. No, I'm not gonna blame you. Okay, okay. This is just my own my own rant of

I watch I watch the apps HBO Netflix. I don't watch much in reality

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