The Early Years: Greatest Hits #4

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.5 • 17.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2017

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

As the first season of the Story Pirates podcast comes to a close, we present our final greatest hits episode of the season. Featuring classic stories from the podcast including: "Eat a Spider Day", "The Princess Lifeguard Camp", "Monster Broke", "PB & K Please!" and "The Dazzling Situation." Next week's episode will be our season finally and will include an exciting announcement about the relaunch. We will finally explain everything about brand new season of the Story Pirates Podcast. We promise. For more information about the Story Pirates you can visit www.storypirates.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, welcome to the Story Pires podcast. I'm Lee and I'm Peter and we're back for another week with our final
0:20.5	greatest hits episode of the season. That's right Lee. The time grows short for this incarnation of the podcast.
0:28.0	What does that mean? It means that next week we're gonna have a very exciting announcement that will explain everything.
0:35.0	Everything? Yes, everything. Even string theory? Okay, maybe not everything, everything.
0:41.0	But everything about the Story Pires podcast and our exciting relaunch in the meantime, let's get to today's stories.
0:48.0	Our first story comes to us from a first grader from Atlanta, Georgia named Nikhil. And Nikhil's story is called Eat a Spider Day.
0:57.0	Hey kids, who's ready for America's favorite holiday? Eat a spider day. We are! I love Eat a Spider Day.
1:06.0	It's my favorite day of the year. What's Eat a Spider Day? Why? You've never celebrated Eat a Spider Day?
1:13.0	No, and it sounds terrible. How do you celebrate? Well, since you asked. There are eight simple rules on Eat a Spider Day to help you celebrate in a very special way.
1:24.0	The first rule standards aren't very hard to meet. Just go into the forest and find a spider to eat.
1:30.0	Wait a second. What? Oh, man, I can't wait to eat a spider. Let's head into the forest.
1:37.0	Okay, I mean, I don't love the idea of eating a spider, but I kind of like the forest. So I guess I'll see what this Eat a Spider Day is all about.
1:45.0	That's the spirit. Just watch out for low-hanging branches.
1:49.0	Huh? Ouch! I warned you! The next two rules, you mustn't choose to break. We have to get a fishing rod and try to find a lake.
1:59.0	Or once you've got a fishing rod, you must make no mistake, then you have to try to catch a spider. In the lake.
2:05.0	Fishing rod? There's a lake! Time to catch some spiders! Break!
2:12.0	Guys, catch a spider with a fishing rod. I mean, how big are these spiders? They're enormous.
2:18.0	Definitely bigger than fish. No question. Okay, I'm really starting to not like eating a spider day.
2:23.0	Everyone, cast off. Let's catch some spiders.
2:26.0	Whoa, I think I got one. Me too. Let's reel them in.
2:31.0	We caught spiders! Wow, this is the biggest spider I've ever seen.
2:39.0	I can't wait to eat this spider. Oh, gross. I think my spider is looking at me.
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