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Hello Bugleers and welcome to issue 4,279 of the world's last remaining fully illustrated

weekly transcript of everything that's been said and done on the solar system's most

popular populous and pop tech in a planet earth that is actually haven't checked the latest

rankings we might have slipped back down again I am and his ultimate and today in what

remains a tricky time for this planet I'm joined by two voices of wisdom and reason

in a universe where both of those qualities were in very short supply from the stone throw away

if you can throw a stone two and a bit miles into this kuma and from a catapulted badger's

flight away if you've got the right catapult a correctly greased badger and get lucky with the

Gulf Stream headwinds in Brooklyn it's harry condobolo hello uh both of you hey hey Andy

hey nish hello andy hello harry hello bugleers uh greased badger was your wrestling night wasn't it

I was very successful I was out in those days how how are you both how dare you how dare you

ask me that to me how dare you it is about time someone responded to that kind of question

with that kind of answer because I'm just so sick of it yeah I was at the coffee shop recently

and the barista you asked me hey how you doing and I decided to answer honestly don't do that you

cannot there is it is very hard to recover and and the person has to ask what you want to order

and the whole things are mess and the people behind you are freaked out it's just say say fine

and get your latte and move on yeah yeah it's been a pretty a pretty shit October why does this

October rate you're thinking in shittest ever October it's gonna be gonna be right up there it's

not gonna go down in history as one of our better October that's that's what I would say I think

world it when the history books are written uh and then immediately burned for warmth during the

road war they will not be kind about the month of October in the year of our lord 2023

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