Live from Southern California, this is the Jim Rome show.

I bet you wonder where I'm going to start.

All right, here's the thing.

I know you clones, and I'm not saying all of you would do this, but again, as I've always said,

I know you better than you know yourselves.

I know what you think before you think it.

I know what you're going to post before you reach for your phone.

I know this.

I know this.

So I know you're probably not going to believe where I'm going to start today.

But it will all make sense soon enough.

Now, let me say this off the very top.

The big head is going to love this open.

There's your first hand.

I also have a feeling that V in the fee is going to love this segment.

Now, that's not a reason to open with it.

In fact, that's a reason not to open with it.

One more hint.

Cindy may actually have a response to this segment,

and her next response to any of my takes will be her first response.

So do you get a sense of where I'm going?

It's all worth it though because it means I get to talk about the Detroit Tigers off the top,

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