Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster. Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast?

Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man.

Or objectively, if you sign up at patreon.com slash the dumb zone, you'll get the two episodes per week

that are available on all podcast platforms, like this one,

plus an additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon.

So subscribing on Patreon gets you four episodes per week.

Oh my, what a bargain.

Now, on to today's program.

The Dunza! You folks see that flashing sign up there. Now that sign says

applesauce. No, no. I'm kidding. It says applause. Ray, do me a favor. Could you flick that once?

All right.

Now, remember, you're all a big part of the show.

So the better you are, the better Larry is.

Okay, now you see this gentleman?

Now, he's giving me this sign and it says,

we're on in 10 seconds, so get ready to have a good time.

All right, here we go.

This is exciting, isn't it?

In five, four, three, two.

Alright, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

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I'm gonna listen

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