The Dumb Zone 5-9-24
The Dumb Zone FREE
No Puppet Productions
4.9 • 724 Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Hear every show of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZone
What do car sales, street racing, and the weight of testicles have in common? They all feature in the latest episode of The Dumb Zone with Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp. Dive into the zany world of a Louisiana car salesman whose unique selling tactics are taking the internet by storm, and find out why Rashee Rice's need for speed off the football field is causing quite the stir.
Meanwhile, the team discusses the European Union's sanctions on Steven Seagal, the discovery of guns in DFW schools, and the curious case of Prince Fielder's career-ending press conference. And if you've ever wondered about the difference between cheerleaders and cheer athletes, Sarah Hepola joins the conversation with insights on her latest Texas Monthly article, cheerleading scandals, and the culture of public shaming.
From the serious to the absurd, The Dumb Zone delivers another episode packed with laughs, thought-provoking discussions, and the occasional bizarre factoid that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about sports, fame, and even Mother's Day.
- (00:00) - Open
- (14:37) - The Ohio State commencement
- (42:31) - Viewer Mail
- (47:37) - Sports: Mavs-Thunder game 2 preview
- (01:03:03) - Sarah Hepola
- (01:40:24) - Pre-News: a big show announcement
- (01:44:43) - News
- (02:03:15) - Today in History
- (02:21:29) - Closing remarks: blackout talk
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster. Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast? |
| 0:06.8 | Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. |
| 0:11.3 | Or objectively, if you sign up at patreon.com slash the dumb zone, you'll get the two episodes per week |
| 0:19.2 | that are available on all podcast platforms, like this one, |
| 0:22.8 | plus an additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon. |
| 0:28.5 | So subscribing on Patreon gets you four episodes per week. |
| 0:33.1 | Oh my, what a bargain. |
| 0:35.4 | Now, on to today's program. |
| 0:37.0 | The Dunza, Dunsah. |
| 0:40.6 | What Aaron Neesmith is saying right now, that Dante stopped in front of him. |
| 0:45.0 | We kind of saw this in years past from Chris Paul when he would get ahead of you and just kind of stop and make the defender come on his back. |
| 0:57.0 | Classic Chris Ball. |
| 1:00.4 | That's what he does. |
| 1:06.8 | Hello, then, everybody. I'm Dan. |
| 1:09.5 | And I'm Jake. |
| 1:11.2 | And I'm Blake. |
| 1:12.4 | There you go. |
| 1:13.2 | Is that what you want? |
| 1:14.7 | We are in symmetry. |
| 1:16.2 | Open. |
| 1:17.4 | For? |
| 1:18.0 | Business. |
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