The Dumb Zone 5-6-24
The Dumb Zone FREE
No Puppet Productions
4.9 • 724 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2024
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Summary
Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZone
Get ready for a rib-tickling, smoke-infused episode of The Dumb Zone, where the aroma of comedy is as rich as the scent of barbecue. Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp, along with the sharp-witted Blake Jones, set up camp at the legendary Meat Church BBQ Supply in Waxahachie, Texas, where the maverick of meat, Matt Pittman, grills up a feast for both your belly and your funny bone.
The episode kicks off with a sizzling start as the team chats with Big Al from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show, who shares the fiery tale of his near-house-burning grill mishap. It's a story that'll have you laughing till your sides hurt and reminding you to never trust a man with a bacon trough.
As the jokes keep rolling, the crew is joined by the one and only Ted Emmerich, whose presence turns the heat up a notch on the hilarity. They dive into the absurdity of sports, the heavyweight title of podcast championship belts, and the comedic gold of roasts that'll have you reaching for the hot sauce.
But that's not all – Dan and Jake serve up their signature blend of sports talk, pop culture, and off-the-wall banter, proving once again that The Dumb Zone is the place where smart takes a backseat to fun. So, pull up a chair, grab a rack of ribs, and let The Dumb Zone's latest episode be the BBQ sauce to your brisket of life – because here, every day is a cookout and every joke is well-done.
- (00:00) - Open with Matt Pittman
- (27:49) - Sports: Stars win game 7, Mavs-Thunder preview
- (45:35) - Viewer Mail
- (54:44) - Explaining Kendrick vs. Drank to Dan
- (01:11:24) - Big Al Mack
- (01:30:22) - Tom Brady roast
- (02:02:03) - News
- (02:12:49) - Today in History
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster. Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast? |
| 0:06.8 | Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. |
| 0:11.3 | Or objectively, if you sign up at patreon.com slash the dumb zone, you'll get the two episodes per week |
| 0:19.2 | that are available on all podcast platforms, like this |
| 0:22.1 | one, plus an additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon. So, subscribing |
| 0:29.4 | on Patreon, gets you four episodes per week. Oh my, what a bargain. Now, on to today's |
| 0:36.7 | program. The Dumsah a dums, a dung. |
| 0:40.6 | We got to definitely write a song about how we do not dittle kids. |
| 0:44.9 | Do not dittle kids. |
| 0:46.5 | It's no good dittling kids. |
| 0:48.5 | There is no quicker way for people to think that you are dittling kids than by writing a song about it. |
| 0:52.9 | You got to write a song. |
| 0:53.6 | I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. |
| 0:57.0 | No little kids gotta be big. |
| 0:59.0 | Holder than my wife, I'm gonna my daughter, something like that. |
| 1:03.0 | All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, right, oh, right. I never listen. |
| 1:12.6 | I want to listen to the doctor. |
| 1:16.6 | Ah, yes, coming at you live from beautiful Waxahatchee, downtown Waxahatchee, Town Square is where we're at. |
| 1:26.6 | Where's Dale? He's all. Town Square is where we're at. |
| 1:28.8 | Where's Dale? |
| 1:32.5 | He's always with us. |
| 1:34.5 | Well, he's not dead. |
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