The Dumb Zone 5-20-24
The Dumb Zone FREE
No Puppet Productions
4.9 • 724 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2024
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZone
Prepare for a wild ride through the outlandish and the hilarious as The Dumb Zone welcomes the inimitable Doug Townsend, a Louisiana car salesman whose unfiltered, raw approach to car sales videos has turned him into a viral sensation. From his candid stories of love, life, and the pursuit of car sales to his uproarious take on social media fame, Doug holds nothing back. His tales of triumph over dealership adversity, his unexpected encounters with fame, and his unabashedly honest views on everything from child support to comic books make for an unforgettable episode.
Meanwhile, The Dumb Zone crew dissects the NFL's annual schedule release videos with a critical eye, awarding grades from A to F for creativity, humor, and brevity. Discover which teams nailed their presentations and which ones fumbled, and find out whether or not the crew would take on a bobcat in a street fight. It's an episode that's as wildly entertaining as it is unpredictable, proving once again that The Dumb Zone is the ultimate destination for the absurdly amusing.
- (00:00) - Open with Chappy
- (34:35) - Mavs take down Thunder
- (01:04:42) - Doug Townson
- (01:29:06) - Chappy's closing remarks
- (01:41:13) - NFL schedule release videos
- (02:15:50) - News
- (02:25:00) - Today in History/Viewer Mail birthdays
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster. Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast? |
| 0:06.8 | Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. |
| 0:11.3 | Or objectively, if you sign up at patreon.com slash the dumb zone, you'll get the two episodes per week |
| 0:19.2 | that are available on all podcast platforms, like this |
| 0:22.1 | one, plus an additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon. |
| 0:28.5 | So subscribing on Patreon gets you four episodes per week. Oh my, what a bargain. |
| 0:35.4 | Now, on to today's program. |
| 0:37.3 | The Dunza! don't know. |
| 0:40.2 | You do not need to add horsepower to your car so that way you can go faster down. |
| 0:44.9 | Shut up. |
| 0:45.7 | Your mom's my girlfriend. |
| 0:47.5 | Hey, this is horsepower. |
| 0:49.4 | This is a 23 scat pack. |
| 0:51.4 | Come holler. |
| 0:53.2 | All right, all right, all right, all right. Allller Hey happy Oh right all right |
| 0:55.0 | All right all right |
| 0:57.0 | I'm right |
| 0:58.0 | I never listen |
| 1:01.0 | I'm going to listen |
| 1:03.0 | To the drums on |
| 1:06.0 | Hey happy Monday Jake |
| 1:10.0 | And to you, sir. |
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