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The Dunza, the Duns, a Duns, Now, on to today's program.

Before we let you go, this is really a purely American game.

It doesn't translate well until a lot of other foreign countries because of the start and stopped.

What have you enjoyed about American football tonight as you watch it for the first time?

I'm enjoying because they're, you know,

grabbing and stopping the guy who's running and, you know,

they're looking for the ball and what's each other, you know, guard.

It's never not going to be funny.

What if when you were in Spain,

someone asked you in Spanish to evaluate what you think of this soccer game you just saw.

I just want you to put yourself in poor Manny Pachiaz's shoes.

Yeah, you're making fun of the guy.

And you're just...

Yeah, I probably would have said, why am I up here right now?

I don't speak this language, and I don't...

Well, no, you're a famous boxer.

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