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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Kay Rock, hello. Hi, good morning. This is Candid. So I just asked my 8-year-old about the guess what chicken butt or the stealing of the soda, which is worse.

And?

He said, guess what chicken butt is worse?

Because if you get the water cup and put soda in the water cup, technically there's still water in the water cup, so it's not stealing the soda.

Now there's water and soda in the water cup, so it's still water. You makes a good point right there. And does the eight-year-old find the guess what chicken butt joke funny? He does not. And that is what is going to come back and bite you, Allie, in your chicken butt, because according to 951, Allie taught a terrible joke. And now your kid is going to grow up telling terrible jokes with false confidence.

You've started a trajectory towards a radio career because he'll be a failed comedian.

Just ask Jake how that's going for him.

Hey.

So anyway, it's a good point from 751 or 951.

He'll be chasing that rush of telling jokes and getting reactions and he will be doing terrible material for the next for the future I set the bar and it's up to him to raise it you know what a similar story to that story you told was Jimmy Fallon oh so I'm just letting you know oh that made me sad you've just created the next Jimmy Fallon got a big laugh and it Well, it's like that. What do you do with baby Hitler?

Yeah. You know, when you know that they're destined for horrible things. I mean, I think you got to marry baby Hitler and kill baby Fallon. That's what you got to do. Yeah, I think so. It's time for the dumb off. I'm not excited about this because it's my time to get on the hot seat here. if you've been keeping track, it's back to school and people are supposed to get smarter in school.

We all technically did go to school. Some of us actually graduated college, believe it or not. But it does not mean that we will do well at the dumb off and one of us will have to wear the sash of stupidity to our private show with KG Elephant. It's super embarrassing to wear a sash around that just says dummy all night. Yeah. No one of it. He was proud of it that one year. Johnny thought it was cool. He didn't understand that it was insulting. And he was really proud that he won it and he couldn't believe he won. And then we had to explain to him afterwards. It's really not something to be proud about. Hey, we all just want to be a winner.

Everyone wants to win, even if you're winning the dumboff.

So if you want to watch, we're on YouTube now, or you can listen.

It's time for another round of stupidity.

Welcome to the dumb off.

The dumb off. All right.

Does everyone have a piece of paper and a pen? Nice. All right.

Does everyone have a piece of paper and a pen?

No, I do.

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