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The Horne Section Podcast

The Horne Section

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

The Horne Section is back on tour, and so is their Podcast! In this episode, we tell some jokes about tents, sing about language and give you the next exciting instalment of the upcoming Broadway show "Sticky Streets". Warning: there are themes or a musical nature from the start. For the best listening experience, listen to the actual words we’re saying, focus on the sounds, let the ball do the work.

The Horne Section’s Hit Show Tour dates can be found at www.thehornesection.com

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0:27.8	Welcome to church, everyone.
0:32.0	La La La La La.
0:34.3	Hello, good evening and welcome. Welcome, one and all. It's time for us to have a lovely time. Looking around, I see some men with nice faces. They've each brought their clothes from various places.
0:56.1	Ed's wearing shorts,
0:58.1	we're lips tying his laces,
1:01.1	and Benjo and Mark.
1:04.1	Well, they're bloody nut cases, aren't they?
1:09.2	La la la la la la la la la la la la it's the hoard section podcast
1:17.6	it's the horn section podcast
1:22.6	it's the horn section podcast it's the Horn Section podcast.
1:29.3	It's the Horn Section Podcast.
1:33.1	Hello.
1:33.9	Amen.
1:35.8	There you go.
1:37.6	In peace.
1:40.8	Yes, it's the Horn Section podcast.
1:42.9	It's like a camping trip for your ears. Quite fun, but there are bits that are annoying. And uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah. Well, should we have some jokes about tents? I think so. Willip, play me some camping music or some camp music. That'll be funny. Willib? Willip? Willip!
2:01.5	Willis!
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