The "Dude, Where's My Drone?" Edition

Rational Security

The Lawfare Institute

Politics, Nationalsecurity, Government, Middleeast, News, Foreignpolicy

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2016

⏱️ 51 minutes

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A leaked memo lays out Trump’s priorities for the Pentagon. The Chinese return an underwater U.S. Navy drone. And what does this week’s spate of terrorist attacks portend for 2017?

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:27.0	We need to start planning what we're going to do for inauguration weekend. Oh, I was just going to hide in my house.
0:29.0	Yeah, can I just pull the covers over my head?
0:31.0	So one, I think we should all go to a secure undisclosed location and have a designated survivor-themed party.
0:38.0	As the designated survivors of the next four years.
0:43.8	Oh great.
0:45.3	Does that mean we have to stay in a bunker for four years?
0:49.2	I was mostly thinking about it in terms of alcohol that could be consumed but we could do a
0:53.2	bunch of two okay I've been looking for a reason to replenish the bar like
0:57.3	times ten we could all dress up as prior designated survivors dibs on Madeline
1:02.3	all right now maybe she wasn't because she's that wasn't designated survivors. Dibs on Madeline All right.
1:03.0	Oh, no, maybe she wasn't because she wasn't born in the U.S.
1:06.3	So she wasn't allowed to be it.
1:07.8	Not eligible.
1:08.8	Yeah.
1:09.8	I want to be some obscurere interior secretary.
1:12.8	Yeah.
1:13.4	Anyway, this is a rich area and we should start thinking about it now.
1:16.7	Wait, who started in the movie?
1:19.1	Oh, Kiefer Southernland.
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