Let's wake and bake with the boys

Pull out some weed and get high

Dude smoking on the phone while Scotty's talking way too long got time to smoke one more

Taking the message to the people now

Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibition fall down

Waking and bacon

Waking and bacon making some bacon, you know?

Yeah.

I saw some guy make bacon and a waffle iron yesterday.

Interesting.

Something I can use, sir.

Wake and Bake America, episode 511, guys.

How's it going?

I noticed yesterday checking out the video show that my studio efforts to change my look to go away from the Casper,

the ghost look weren't working. So today I might be just be, I turned up this light all the way. Maybe I'm super bright. I don't know. We're working on it, guys. I know you're concerned about how I look on video. Fix my hair here a little bit. We're very concerned, man. Well, I am wearing my, uh, my come and go shirt, you know, it's a quality gas station nationwide.

I can't believe that they let them fucking, I mean, Jesus, Jesus, man. It's just whatever you go there. They got, you know, nice pumps, clean restroom. And turns out, I was like, where the hell this shirt go found it in the back

of the closet thrown like way back corner who do you think did that shit your wife my wife

hates this shirt she's like damn it you found that anyway awesome anyway let's get into it here

come on what you got man I'm just trying to think, man,

there are, so talk about unfortunate names, man, for businesses. I was watching football

recently. I wasn't talking about that at all. I don't know any problem with the name. I think it's

an unfortunate name, man. But I was watching football yesterday, man, and there are some bad names, man.

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