Hi, I'm Heather Dubrow.

And I'm Terry Dubrow.

And we're going to keep this between us.

But not really.

I'm going to tell you that I had one espresso martini, like literally just one.

And I'm a little hammered.

I'm like, bravoCon's insane already.

I mean, this bra, I forgot because they didn't do it last year, right? Sorry. They did it the year before. I think I just dry humped Eddie and put his face in my boob and said, here's a real one. I've forgotten how attracted I am weirdly. To Eddie? To Joe Gorga. Oh. Can we not start those rumors? Everyone always speaks your gay.

Joe Gorga is like the coolest dude ever. So is Eddie though. Oh, you. I love Eddie and Eddie. Joe Gorga. I don't think anyone says Joe Gorgas gay. They say you and Eddie and Shane. They say, I'm gay with Eddie. No, no, not together. I'll be perfectly honest with you. I'm not gay, but if I were, I would be gay with that.

And I would be gay with Joe Gorga too. Oh my God, you're killing me. Okay, so we're here at BravoCon, kind of fabulous. And so weird, we were sitting downstairs having the one drink I had. I'm telling you, it was like seven drinks in one. I feel, all right, right. It was a heavy pour. It was a heavy poor.

Yeah. And my friend Jill, who is my best friend from freshman year of college, texted me and said,

I'm on a plane. And someone told me it's BravoCon and are you seeing Heather? So when I asked you

who Jill was again, because I know you're your best friend, Jill.

And I'm like this. I go, it's my friend Jill.

She went, hi, my name is Jill. I live down the wall. If you need anything, I'm down the wall. And that's how I met her first day of freshman year. And I was like, I looked at my mother and I was like, hard no. and she looked at her mother and she was like hard no and became best friends and have been friends ever since.

Yeah.

Love her.

Anyway, okay. know and she looked at her mother and she was like hard no and became best friends and have been

friends ever since yeah love her anyway okay so we have viewer bravo con questions that we are

going to attack here we go oh i i love this for terry oh how do you pack for bravo con well who packs for

you uh our housekeeper yes correct How do you pack for BravoCon? Well, who packs for you?

Our housekeeper.

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