The Dry Hump Is Back!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation). We love Krissy!!! TCB news! You’re getting 4 episodes a week Papa Joe’s funeral Corey Feldman deep dive on the books A tender moment between Bryan and Krissy Mechanical Bull Herpes? Alix Earle Covid of the dick Bring back dry humping Bryan’s mom was in an MLM? The world’s largest honky tonk bar Mountain Monsters hunting Bigfoot Wild Bill! Ima lay eyes on your big hairy ass Hunting things in the woods by screaming, seems legit Eating like sasquatch..gotta get in the mindset! Weapon up, boys The South Carolina Didgeridoo Those shakin’ leaves… LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Anyone who travels abroad without a modium
0:05.1	only have themselves to blame.
0:12.4	On this episode of The Commercial Break
0:15.6	So if it's hard to contract from a toilet seat where you are clearly
0:19.2	derogged, disrobed, how hard is it got to be to do that when you actually have clothes on?
0:24.7	Estesies don't run through jeans or through panties because if they did
0:28.0	I would have caught a lot of them when I turned my dry-humping face. That's right.
0:32.0	I still say bring dry-humping back. I still say bring dry-humping back.
0:36.6	The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
0:41.7	I get asked.
0:43.3	Oh yeah, Kassikins, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. The queen is back.
0:48.8	Kirsten, joy, hopefully best of you.
0:50.9	Best of you, Brian.
0:52.1	Best of you out there in the podcast universe. What a special day for you out there in the podcast universe.
0:58.2	It's Kirsten, we're holding returns to her rightful place in T.C.B.
1:01.5	lore and studio back here for good. I hope you never take another day off.
1:06.6	I know, I hope I never do too.
1:08.6	The deep sadness in my heart and apparently a lot of people out there in the podcast universe too.
1:13.1	I know, everybody's been so sweet.
1:14.6	Oh, they've been so nice.
1:15.9	They've warmed my heart.
1:17.1	I'm noticing a pattern about all of these sex messages.
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