The Drunk Raccoon, Ludacrisps, and Tasting Meals from Burger King and McDonald's
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🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | T'was the holidays at Starbucks red aprons tied up, warm wishes and names written on festive red cups. |
| 0:09.0 | The chocolatey mousse latte is here to cozy things up, topped with mokker cream moose for a finishing touch. |
| 0:16.0 | Two lattes in hand, one for you and one for me, because together truly is the best place to be. |
| 0:24.3 | The holidays are served now at Starbucks. |
| 0:27.6 | Subject to availability while stocks last. |
| 0:42.2 | Welcome to food news. I'm Juliet Litman. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm David Jacoby. |
| 0:45.9 | If you want to be a part of the show, give us a call. |
| 0:47.2 | We're at 850. |
| 0:48.1 | Stu! |
| 0:50.2 | 136. |
| 0:52.0 | This is a long-distance food news. |
| 0:53.0 | Jacoby's in L.A. |
| 0:53.7 | How is it? It's lovely L.A. How is it? |
| 0:55.2 | It's lovely here. |
| 0:56.0 | I heard. |
| 1:11.1 | Is it actually? Yeah, it's lovely. Okay. I don't feel that way about L.A., but I'm glad you do. Oh, it's sunny outside. I don't want it to be 80 degrees on December 11. That's how I feel. Okay, you're just like, I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it. Okay, I'm like happy in my sweater. |
| 1:31.2 | I was, I've been thinking a lot about like how I feel my best and it's wearing a sweater in jeans. Oh, great. So here I am in a sweater. At your best. Doing what I can. I hope that's for the listener to judge. Okay, let's get started. Once again, we have big liquor news, alcohol news, out of the state of Virginia. |
| 1:38.7 | This time, it's about a creature wreaking havoc inside of a liquor store and ending up drunk and passed out. And that creature is a raccoon. Not just drunk and passed out. |
| 1:44.8 | There's a picture of the raccoon passed out next to the toilet. |
| 1:49.0 | Like it just was holding its hair back and buging in the toilet. |
| 1:51.8 | The raccoon has been dubbed Trashed Panda. |
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