The Drop | Ranking NBA's Top 5 Title Contenders

No Dunks

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Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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On Fri.'s No Dunks, the guys rank the NBA's Top 5 title contenders and discuss the Kings clinching their first winning season since 2005-06, Joel Embiid catching Nikola Jokic as the favorite for NBA MVP, the Hawks and Bogdan Bogdanović agreeing to a 4-year, $68 million extension, and Michael Jordan looking to sell his majority stake in the Charlotte Hornets. That, plus Worst of the Week nominees, our busted March Madness bracket, boneheaded decisions, and more. -- 🏝 No Buffs 'Survivor 44' recaps! https://www.youtube.com/NoBuffs ⚾️ No Bunts is back, baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbKBow15K3Q 🤔 Is [This] Good? podcast with J.E. Skeets: https://youtu.be/lXXQQKxIwGc 👕 Support the show, buy No Dunks merch: https://www.nodunks.com 📈 Subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/NoDunksInc 🗞 Subscribe to The Athletic: http://www.theathletic.com/nodunks ❄️ Cold open: #NBA #Kings #BeamTeam - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 📌 Subscribe, like, comment! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Today's episode is brought to you by ... • Nütrl Vodka Seltzer: Made with vodka, seltzer, and real juice. It's Nütrl! The one with the umlaut • ShipStation: Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/nodunks • BetterHelp: Visit http://www.BetterHelp.com/nodunks today to get 10% off your first month • Indochino: Go to http://www.Indochino.com and use code NODUNKS to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more

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0:00.0	An off-duty garter from County Mayo was in Dublin for the All-Ireland final when the alleged incident occurred.
0:12.0	Whilst chatting with friends on Talbot Street, he was suddenly struck on the buttocks.
0:17.0	Upon turning around, he saw the accused Robert Montague of Bram Stoker Cresden, whom he said had adopted a martial arts pose.
0:25.6	Mr. Montague was heard to say, what are you bleeding looking at?
0:29.6	But before an answer could be given, the accused kicked the plaintiff in the chin, knocking him backwards into a shopping trolley.
0:35.6	Mr. Montague then pushed the trolley in the direction of Amien Street.
0:40.3	Upon reaching Connolly's station, he removed the cowboy hat the plaintiff was wearing
0:44.3	and urinated in it before placing it back on his head.
0:47.3	The plaintiff said of the experience,
0:49.3	If frightened the shout out of me altogether, Lord Jesus.
0:53.3	Ah! friking the shout out of me altogether, Lord Jesus.
1:00.6	Good morning, sweet world.
1:03.5	Happy St. Patrick's Day and welcome to the No Dunks podcast.
1:06.6	On the Athletic Network, today's episode, Scratch That.
1:08.9	Today's classic, brought to you by neutral vodka, Seltzer, made with real vodka, real seltzer, real juice. It's neutral, the one with the umlaut. It's Friday, March 17th. 2003, this is the drop. I'm Jay Eskietz here in the classic factory, and alongstimey as always, has Tassmellis. Who else, see a leprecha? Say yeah. Yeah. Good drawing. Wow, very similar to that classic. Oh, I love that.
1:29.3	Next. Yeah. Yeah. Good drawing. Wow. Very similar to that classic. Oh, I love that.
1:31.3	Next to Tassie, it's the bearded one, my top hat top boy.
1:35.3	Trey Kirby.
1:36.3	Ay-oh!
1:37.3	And last but not least, over yonder, making the magic happen.
1:41.3	The Irish man himself, Jason Doyle. Hello doyle hello ah there he is and here we are
1:47.4	the one guy not wearing green is the actual irishman yeah well i'm drunk if it makes it feel
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