The Drew Lane Show – September 26, 2023
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2023
⏱️ 170 minutes
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Summary
- Britney Spears is going to cut herself, Joe Biden meets UAW members, WATP Karl joins us, Lou Holtz fires back at Ryan Day, new complaints from Gen Z, and Travis Kelce is still nailing Taylor Swift.
- BranDon is back, but now Drew has Pedro Head.
- Joe Biden joined the picket line in Michigan today supporting the UAW. Donald Trump will speak to members tomorrow.
- Nobody likes Kamala Harris.
- We’ve received feedback regarding the best instrumental songs.
- Drew is trying to make The La’s a thing again.
- Britney Spears is a trainwreck and dancing with knives on Instagram. Lynne Spears is destitute and has to be a substitute teacher in Louisiana to make ends meet.
- Karl from WATP stops by to whine about YouTube, give us some Hotboxin’ with Mike Tyson (& Prince Jackson), feature clips of The King of All Media and more.
- Break down the barriers and check out Caldera + Lab. Use promo code DREW!
- Flavor Flav tossed a gem of a first pitch. Stephen A. Smith had a terrible pitch.
- True Love: Hulk Hogan married again. Dane Cook married his much younger girlfriend. Ariana Grande went on a date with her married man. Pete Davidson has a new chick.
- Lou Holtz FIRES BACK at Ryan Day.
- A woman in Otsego County was trapped in a toilet all for her Apple Watch.
- Piers Morgan sat down with the infamous chess cheater and was focused on one particular aspect of his story.
- Here’s a good puppy in the UP. Here is a bad dog. Very bad dog!
- Jamie Foxx may marry some random chick and his friends are worried.
- Tay Tay & Kelce: The jersey sales are through the roof. Taylor Swift’s Team Photo has been updated to include the latest penis that has entered her body. She already has rug burns on her knees. Drew warns Taylor that Travis has been a cheater in the past.
- Life remains difficult for all the Millennials and Gen Z’ers out there.
- RIP Brooks Robinson.
- Hunter Biden sues Rudy Guiliani, but finally admits the laptop was his.
- NJ Sen. Bob Menendez’s own party wants him out.
- UPDATE: Britney Spears finally cut herself.
- Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company
- If you’d like to help support the show… please consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey what's popping? The program is rolling from the deals in the D.com studios. |
| 0:15.7 | Anybody have Pedrohead? No? |
| 0:19.7 | No. |
| 0:20.7 | Boy, here we go again. |
| 0:21.7 | You know what the heat's on. Why is the second? |
| 0:24.0 | Because it gets cold at night and then it gets warm during the day and I forget to turn |
| 0:32.0 | out. That's so it works. |
| 0:34.0 | Oh, thanks for explaining heat to me. |
| 0:37.0 | That's pretty much, I don't know how to explain it. |
| 0:41.0 | Well, I realize after I ask the question that's kind of stupid but |
| 0:44.4 | Brin do you have any signs of Pedro head? No not at all I feel great |
| 0:48.2 | Really? Yeah, I've been chomping on steroids like their M&M's |
| 1:05.0 | So what happened to your COVID immunity? You know that was the biggest thing. The biggest thing, the biggest shot I think was to my ego because I thought that I was one of these humans that walked around and COVID didn't affect me. I mean I went what four years three and a half years without getting it? |
| 1:08.0 | I thought that too I got it December so. |
| 1:10.0 | And then I got it and it absolutely kicked my ass beat the shit out of me |
| 1:14.7 | beat the shit out of my family. Hey do you know where you got it? No, no idea |
| 1:19.6 | because I wasn't that social leading up to it unless it could have been unless it |
| 1:25.2 | lingered from the magic bag because I do recall that's a long time though that'd be six |
| 1:28.8 | days right I do remember having a lot of conversations where people's breath was hot against my face. |
| 1:33.4 | Oh gross! That's just gross anyway. I know but disgusting. It was like hey Brandon |
| 1:39.0 | and I was like, oh, but people are just gross. Anybody else get covered from the bag? |
| 1:43.1 | I'm just curious. |
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