The Drew Lane Show – October 22, 2023
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2023
⏱️ 172 minutes
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Summary
- Detroit Lions return to reality, Eli Zaret stops by after Michigan’s drubbing of MSU, Rolling Stones new album & show, Dave Chappelle offends, Danny Elfman’s constant nude move, Shannon Sharpe v. farts, Old Dads, and celebs that have started schools.
- Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Detroit Lions loss to the Baltimore Ravens, Drew declares a “must-win” vs Las Vegas Raiders, MSU’s Adolf Hitler blunder, Michigan’s destroys MSU, the Wolverines sign stealing “cheating” scandal, Penn State vs OSU, and a congrats to Cam Gibson and his future Hall of Fame athlete children.
- The Rolling Stone’s played a surprise show with Lady Gaga celebrating their new record release. Mick Jagger made an appearance in two terrible sketches on SNL.
- Dave Chappelle is facing backlash over his takes on Hamas, Israel and Harvard.
- Donald Trump’s latest ad is ripped right out of 1984.
- Bill Maher popped off on the Ivy leagues.
- Bill Burr’s Old Dads is out on Netflix and the Bonerline is split on it. Call or text 209-66-Boner!
- Britney Book Revelations: Britney Spears is angry about the headlines. We get more Justin Timberlake abortion details. Her relationship with Wade Robson was more than she claims. JT dumped her via text message. She had really rough sex with Colin Farrell.
- Rebecca Loos won’t shut up about David Beckham. Brooklyn, meanwhile, responds to his haters. We learn the Brooklyn is an author of a picture book.
- Kat Von D found Jesus and now has to tattoo her entire body black… or she’s doing some dedicated cultural appropriation.
- Jada Pinkett Smith came to town and nobody cared.
- Another Danny Elfman sexual misconduct allegation. He has a lot of dumb tattoos.
- Taylor Swift and Jackson Mahomes are in the same booth together. Travis Kelce is whipped.
- Jessy Kirkpatrick spent a bunch of money to look like an idiot.
- Fenella Fox has hairy pits that make her a lot of money, but also gives her “PTSD”.
- Where have Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis been?
- The Smith kids were raised by Scientology education. Will and Jada once ran a Scientology school. We take a look at other dopes that started their own schools.
- Blac Chyna is poor, but house rich.
- Some people are saying Mary Lou Retton is milking it, but we hope she makes a full recovery.
- Irina Shayk officially labeled a “Hump and Dump” by Tom Brady.
- Brianna Coppage has made more money on OnlyFans than being a teacher.
- Whitney Cummings should be farting out a baby soon. Follow her on OnlyFans.
- Corey Feldman is our own Stuttering John. Corey would like to achieve peace in the Middle East in ALL CAPS.
- A bunch of celebrities are here to solve the Israel/Hamas conflict.
- Now Jim Biden is in trouble.
- Shannon Sharpe vs chicks that fart and use his bathroom.
- Dog killer & Janelle Evan’s husband David Eason has a brand-new music video.
- Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company
- If you’d like to help support the show… please consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
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