The Drew Lane Show – March 4, 2024
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2024
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
- Jason Kelce’s tearful retirement, Nick Swardson bombs, The Octopus Murders, Craig Kilborn has a podcast, and DJ Khaled v. Larry King.
- Hey former Sports Illustrated model Kathy Ireland… why you look different?
- Philadelphia Eagle Jason Kelce retired and cried a lot today.
- The Capitol Hill Comedy Bar is a buzzkill for comedy.
- Nick Swardson had a disaster of a performance in Colorado. Does this look like a repetitive k-hole to you?
- Check out Drew’s new favorite beach fashion trend.
- DJ Jon Gosselin has been spotted in the wild.
- Meghan Markle is going to be a guest speaker at SXSW.
- TV Viewing: Spaceman is on Netflix and Trudi can’t it. The Truth About Jim is “iffy” in Drew’s opinion. Drew and BranDon loved American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders.
- Curb Your Enthusiasm keeps churning out bangers, but it’s weird seeing Richard Lewis in the show.
- Where has Vince Vaughn been? What about Craig Kilborn… where is he? Oh, he has a podcast too.
- Trace remains the worst Cyrus, but he’s got new music coming out soon.
- Kanye West has in-law problems. He dresses Bianca ins the dumbest outfits.
- Olivia Wilde’s revenge body is looking good.
- See-through wedding dresses are a thing now.
- Andrew Shue is a better father than TJ Holmes.
- We’re coming up to the 10-year anniversary of the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. It sounds like Texas company Ocean Infinity knows how to find the wreckage.
- The Detroit house explosion last week may have been a giant meth lab.
- Who TF did Risa Tisa marry and why are 400,000,000 people watching her?
- Real Housewife Heather Gay is honest about her weight and her fans hate her for it.
- Antonio Brown congratulates Caitlin Clark the way you imagine he would… with another Mel Gibson meme.
- We discover an old interview of Larry King with DJ Khaled, adding more evidence that Khaled might be special needs.
- There has been a wild murder in the Amish community with a dumb motive.
- Justin Bieber’s sister-in-law threw a used condom in an attack on a bartender.
- Bhad Bhabie and her friends got in a big ole restaurant fight.
- Politics: SCOTUS puts Donald Trump back on the ballot. Sinead O’Connor’s estate wants The Donald to stop playing Nothing Compares To You. Trump’s CFO is a liar. Kamala Harris demands a ceasefire in Gaza. Everything seems fine on the border. 16 years in prison for the Pentagon Discord leader, Jack Teixeira. Dumbass.
- Show Meeting: Why are we working 5 days a week?
- ML Elrick is in England and Eli Zaret is filling in on ML Soul of Detroit.
- Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
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| 0:00.0 | The Drew and Mike show is live right now. |
| 0:04.4 | Hello, you guys. |
| 0:07.6 | That's my favorite intro. |
| 0:09.6 | Can I hear that again? |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah, back it up, just rewind it. |
| 0:16.0 | Because I missed it, I was putting on my head phone. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello, guys guys. |
| 0:23.0 | So happy. |
| 0:26.0 | That's great. |
| 0:30.0 | He's awesome. |
| 0:31.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:35.0 | How does he not put you in a good mood? I see in his butt was a little off-putting. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh, I forgot about that. |
| 0:38.0 | That was weird. |
| 0:39.0 | That was the most womanly nude picture of man I've ever seen. |
| 0:42.0 | And he would take that as a compliment. womanly nude picture of man I've ever seen. |
| 0:43.0 | And he would take that as a compliment. |
| 0:45.0 | What? |
| 0:47.0 | That is weird. |
| 0:49.0 | Hall Financial is our sponsor. |
| 0:51.0 | They're so glad they're placed right here at the beginning of the show after we talk |
| 0:53.2 | about James Charles's womanly body. |
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