The Drew Lane Show – March 17, 2024
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 17 March 2024
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
- Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Eli Zaret joins us with March Madness, Entourage’s Kevin Connolly alleged scam, Richard Simmons releases music, Bruno Mars is bad at gambling, airport Karen pees herself, and the results of radioactivity in Russia.
- Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
- Eli Zaret joins us on his birthday to rip on Saint Patrick, Juwan Howard out as the “David and Meredith Kaplan head basketball coach” at Michigan, the Chicago Bears trade of Justin Fields to the Pittsburgh Steelers, Kirk Cousins to the Atlanta Falcons, Aaron Rodgers conspiracy theories, rage against the ‘deep state’, the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul buildup, Michigan’s new defensive line coaches DUIs and more.
- China is using TikTok to spy on us. Congress is trying to pass a bill, but we agree with James “I Can’t Believe I’m Bald” Charles.
- Scott Disick looks 25 lbs and “on AIDS”.
- Kevin Connolly appears to be a real podcasting scumbag and beefing with Jersey Jerry as well as Kelly Stafford.
- Suge Knight continues his prison podcast and is waiting for Puffy.
- Kanye West’s “wife” Bianca Censori is dressing like a whore in front of her mom. Ye is one childish songwriter.
- A bunch of artists pulled out of SXSW because the US Army was an advertiser. Meghan Markle still participated.
- We watch DJ Khaled contribute nothing to the most cliché video ‘Jealous’.
- Richard Simmons dropped a few songs on his YouTube page.
- Kate Middleton remains in hiding.
- Thin Oprah looks weird.
- Bronny James might go pro just to keep his dad LeBron working.
- Mindy McCready had a rough go at it. She also made a porno that seems to have disappeared from the internet.
- Elizabeth Hurley and her son have a weird relationship.
- MGM owns Bruno Mars because he’s really bad at gambling.
- Cop Cams: The worst actor possibly ever. Airport Karen pees all over herself. Berkley had quite the chase as well. Drew is a cop cam snob.
- Click this link and buy some Griffin Claw.
- Fulton County DA Fani Willis will stay in charge of the Georgia Trump case. Trump took some shots at the Illinois governor while he was in Ohio. The ‘bloodbath’ comment is getting all the attention.
- This dude successfully leapt off a 5-story balcony to evade the police.
- The Ballad of Radioactive Vakil and his gigantic head.
- Karl’s latest focuses on Disney Assembled.
- Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
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| 0:00.0 | Today everyone is a little bit Irish except of course for the gays and the Italians. |
| 0:05.3 | Who else in the level car say day? |
| 0:11.3 | I completely forgot it with St. Patrick's Day until just end. I swear to God. |
| 0:18.0 | It means so little to me. |
| 0:20.0 | Well, what if you had a drinker? What if you had a birthday lay on today, like some people? |
| 0:24.8 | Whose birthday is it? |
| 0:25.6 | Elys. |
| 0:26.5 | Oh, happy birthday, Eli? |
| 0:27.4 | Thanks. |
| 0:29.4 | You want on St. Patrick's Day? |
| 0:30.9 | I know a lot of people had a birthdays today man. Grace at American |
| 0:33.9 | Coney Island, it's her birthday. I call St. Patrick's Day amateur hour. |
| 0:40.2 | I get it. Clear of the roads. Beer sales increase 175% on St Patrick's Day. |
| 0:45.0 | Well I would say Eli and Grace's birthday is more important to me than St. Patrick's Day. |
| 0:49.0 | If I still drank a lot I would anyway. |
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