The Drew Lane Show – July 16, 2024
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2024
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
- Ingrid Andress enters rehab after her horrible National Anthem, Joe Biden with Lester Holt, the Surreal Life returns, and WATP Karl checks on radio shows’ coverage of the assassination attempt of Donald Trump.
- Ingrid Andress delivered a plastered version of the Star-Spangled Banner. She has since gone to rehab. LA Dodger Teoscar Hernandez won the MLB Home Run Derby.
- Politics: The Republican Convention kicked off and Donald Trump was there with his giant ear bandage. Amber Rose addressed the crowd. NBC’s Lester Holt interviewed Joe Biden. Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle stained to explain on ABC’s Good Morning America. Iran wants Trump out. The female secret service agents are getting meme’d SO HARD.
- Shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks was SUCH a loser. His high school nickname should have been a red flag.
- Looks like we may never get the Corey Feldman box set.
- Tenacious D cancels tour after the Trump joke. Kyle Gass is sorry.
- Joe Scarborough is not too happy with his employer MSNBC.
- WATP’s Karl joins us to discuss boring soccer, destroy Stuttering John’s ‘I Feel Small’, The Woody Show’s coverage of the attempted assassination, go over The Bob and Sheri Show’s coverage of the weekend, and promote the upcoming live show at The Magic Bag in October.
- Flavor Flav and the USA Olympic Water Polo are match made in heaven.
- MGK is so cool. He just got fangs!
- Barstool’s Dave Portnoy was saved by the US Coast Guard.
- Bhad Bhabie makes a lot of money off simps on Only Fans.
- Surreal Life: Villa of Secrets is on it’s way. We recall when Corey Feldman got married on the show.
- Johnny Manziel and Josie Canseco are dating.
- Bianca Censori is practically nude… again.
- A phone call between RFK Jr. and Donald Trump has been leaked.
- Shane Gillis and Adam Ray killed it as Trump on Biden on Kill Tony.
- Wayne Gretzky is really fast.
- Joe Biden’s grandbaby really wants to meet him.
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, |
| 0:06.0 | three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent. |
| 0:11.1 | Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend. |
| 0:13.1 | All right. |
| 0:13.9 | Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior. |
| 0:16.8 | And don't get us started on Mel. |
| 0:19.4 | But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together. |
| 0:22.8 | All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. |
| 0:25.8 | Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us. |
| 0:28.0 | P and Dau Ferris, there is another way. |
| 0:30.0 | The Duke has nothing going for him now. |
| 0:34.0 | You are not going to hang out with the Duke. |
| 0:37.0 | You have not earned that honor. |
| 0:39.0 | Duke, Duke, Duke, |
| 0:40.0 | Do, Duke, |
| 0:41.0 | She, Duke, has been, do, Do you do has beer do dummies do dummies do to do |
| 0:47.1 | dum do dumks do |
| 0:50.0 | bullshit |
| 0:50.9 | to do to |
| 0:51.6 | pacts do, do, do, deadbeat, do, do, crun, do, loser, do, cuck, do, loser, do, cowers, two, two, lies, two, |
| 1:05.0 | a horrible purse, two, two, |
| 1:08.0 | bad ass, you, too, crazy, |
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