The Drew Lane Show – August 30, 2023
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 30 August 2023
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Summary
- New podcast competition, Boltman breaks his silence with us, Mitch McConnell freezes up again, Paris Jackson on her dad’s birthday, new Boner Armies, and we check in on UofM students after a cyber-attack knocked out Michigan’s internet.
- Happy 65th birthday to Michael Jackson. Paris Jackson decided to make it all about her after getting ‘death threats’. TMZ loved her hairy armpits. Prince and Prince II (aka Blanket) met up in Las Vegas.
- Is Amy Sedaris funny? She received a bunch of crap for glorifying a pedophile and the World's Greatest Groomer.
- Drew teaches us of the abuses of Japanese boy band manager, Johnny Kitagawa. Now his niece is in trouble for his actions.
- There’s a new piece on Duran Duran’s Andy Taylor in Rolling Stone Magazine. The band’s cover album is pretty good.
- Motor City Rocks 2023 coming to your ears from WLLZ.
- We found an old school Kirk Gibson KFC commercial.
- The Dearborn Fire Chief had a bad night.
- University of Michigan students were without internet for 3 days and they were extremely snobby with us on the telephone.
- Two New Boner Army Generals: Brylie St. Clair. Victoria Graind.
- We check in with Boltman and he has some shocking information about the meme of him paying respects to Junior Seau’s NFL Hall of Fame bust.
- DTE has their own ‘Bermuda Triangle’ in Washtenaw County where they are gaslighting their customers.
- Antonio Brown’s CTE is acting up.
- Mitch McConnell froze again after being asked if he is going to run for Senate again.
- Tiffany Gomas is showing up at airports wearing the same outfit as her meltdown day and doing interviews.
- The late-night hosts are doing a podcast together during the writer’s strike. I can see Karl reviewing this for us.
- Miley Cyrus is blabbing away out there and she’s super tired.
- Billionaire Bryan Johnson uses his own son as a blood boy and is seeking the fountain of youth. He wants a younger wang too.
- Bachelorette contestant Josh Seiter died… and then came back to life.
- Jessica Simpson is getting crap for dressing her 11-year-old daughter “like a whore”.
- Charlie LeDuff hit the streets in East Palestine.
- We leave you with the late great Roy Orbison.
- Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company
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| 0:00.0 | Hey what's popping! The program is rolling from the deals in the D.com studios and we've got an exciting day today. |
| 0:18.0 | Yesterday was Michael Jackson's birthday. There's all kinds of fallout. |
| 0:22.0 | I can't wait to get into this Paris has a massive post |
| 0:25.7 | Harvey is giving raves to Paris for this what I assume has got to be an idiotic post |
| 0:30.5 | because she is one of the biggest idiots in the world can't wait to see the whole thing the heard Paris Jackson say anything wasn't completely idiotic. |
| 0:43.0 | No, no, you're right. |
| 0:45.0 | She's so self-important. |
| 0:47.0 | Well, the music or band. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh my God, they're so good. |
| 0:52.0 | I mean, she grew up around him. |
| 0:54.0 | I can't just, I can't imagine that she'd have a brain in her head. |
| 0:58.0 | I would think between Dr. Arnold Klein's seaman and Debbie Rose Egg, she would not be this big an idiot. |
| 1:05.4 | Debbie Rose Egg is stupid. |
| 1:07.4 | But Dr. Klein actually had to go to med school, so... |
| 1:13.0 | I would think she'd be somewhere in the middle, I mean... |
| 1:18.0 | But it's got to be the ego of being Michael Jackson's daughter I assume but you know Prince is totally |
| 1:24.4 | cool blanket seems to be okay although Prince I like Prince I like Prince |
| 1:29.7 | I like Prince too Jackson is totally cool you guys hanging out I? Well, I mean, he never hides from it. He doesn't pretend like he is the biological son. |
| 1:37.0 | He... |
| 1:38.0 | Because he looks exactly like Arnie Klein. He's seen the picture himself. |
| 1:42.0 | Okay, he knows. |
| 1:44.0 | I know this is really rude to ask and it's perfectly normal to have no one know who your |
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