The Drew Lane Show – April 11, 2024
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2024
⏱️ 201 minutes
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Summary
- OJ Simpson is dead, Tom Mazawey loses a hero, Jeffrey Felix remembers Guarding The Juice, a brand-new Bonerline, the return of Jim’s Picks, and the new Detroit sign get the Gmac Cash treatment.
- It’s The Drew Lane Show now.
- OJ Simpson is dead. Rico Beard believes OJ is innocent. OJ was a bad husband, though. OJ was a pretty good actor. Peter Jennings got HAD by Mr. Higgins. We listen to OJ’s suicide note.
- Tom Mazawey joins the line to eulogize The Juice. We also discuss the Lions new uniforms, Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter is going down, getting scammed and more.
- Joy Mode brings you the Bonerline! Use promo code DREW. Call or text 209-66-Boner to communicate with the show.
- Trudi believes Tommy Lee is the source of the famous eclipse video.
- Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee’s moon knowledge.
- Drew will appear on Point Dabblepoint this weekend.
- Stuttering John took a shit mid-show.
- Politics: NPR is only staffed by registered Democrats… no Republicans. The woman who stole Ashley Biden’s dairy is headed to jail. People are still arguing about it’s authenticity. Allen Weisselberg goes down on perjury charges.
- Drew is still watching Catfish.
- We check in with Jeffrey Felix, who famously guarded The Juice. Follow Jeff on TikTok today!
- Michigan remains a cult and are charging money to look at their trophies.
- Valerie Bertinelli has lost 10 lbs. She’s been axed by Food Network.
- Gmac Cash drops a song about the Detroit sign. People are complaining it looks basic.
- Jim’s Picks: 1990’s One Hit Wonders.
- Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (The Drew Lane Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, J.J. Oh Jay I think you did it. |
| 0:25.0 | But I want to know for sure. |
| 0:30.0 | You expect people to believe in a day |
| 0:35.0 | people actually playing golf at 10 o'clock at night? |
| 0:37.0 | You want to know what I think? |
| 0:40.0 | I think you're going to get passed around like, |
| 0:42.0 | Matzana, they're going to be passed around like Madonna and be locked through |
| 0:44.0 | you sludge |
| 0:46.0 | You'll be the bell of the soul you are! love that! |
| 0:55.0 | Love that! |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, gee! |
| 0:58.0 | Oh gee! Oh, we've all had enough OJ coverage in our lives, me, you, nobody cares anymore. |
| 1:14.0 | And OJ, you're just sitting there looking bored, |
| 1:18.0 | spending $200,000 an hour on legal fees. |
| 1:21.0 | I'm not impressed. I just want to off my TV get off my TV |
| 1:29.2 | oh gee Oh, J-T-T! |
| 1:35.0 | Nobody uses a cellular phone 20 feet away from their house. |
| 1:40.0 | How much did you pay Rosa? |
| 1:44.0 | And now you're going to Helen, some loser named Cato has a career. |
| 1:50.0 | Oh, day! |
| 1:52.0 | You made Guy Turner look like a person. |
| 1:55.0 | Oh! |
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