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JAR Media Posdact

The DREAM becomes a NIGHTMARE - JARCast Episode 329

JAR Media Posdact

JAR Media

Leisure:video Games, Leisure, Religion & Spirituality, Video Games, Comedy

4.9533 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:06 Weird Spiderverse Complaints 13:01 Illumination Making a Zelda Movie? 20:00 Murray Milkshake 23:24 Housekeeping 26:18 Cremated or Buried 29:36 Concert Wee 37:59 Dream Ctrl-z'ing his Face Reveal 47:35 Mid Break 1:00:35 Smouldering Mads 1:04:44 Questions: Yoda vs Hunter 1:06:56 Ki Adi Mundi Getting it ON 1:09:35 Yoda vs Gollum 1:11:13 Game and Movie Reviewers who are Too Close for Comfort 1:24:11 Wrexham & Ryan Reynolds 1:39:02 Almost Turning 30

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0:00.0

I hate my body.

0:02.0

I have body dysmorphia.

0:04.0

Yeah.

0:05.0

You think that's okay to joke about?

0:08.0

No, no, I have it.

0:10.0

They're saying about me that's not white,

0:12.0

it's not just my head.

0:14.0

Mine is...

0:16.0

I've got this thing on the end of my willy and I just don't really know what it is.

0:19.0

It's called Foreskin, fam.

0:21.3

What?

0:22.3

Ah.

0:31.5

Actually, that Randy thing being there is good because I can hide my tiny totes.

0:32.3

Wee!

0:34.8

Don't, Alex, this isn't a foot-fetchish episode.

0:36.5

Zoom in, enhance. People are going to look at your fee when you could be selling them for money. True. If you're good at something, you never go with for free. Don't do anything for free ever. True. You're going to send a nude to your partner? Hey, good, baby, I start paying up.

1:13.3

Yeah, you can have a nude through my only fans, though. The jar, onlyfans. Nude of your, like, four-up. It's just like, yeah. We could build, like, randomisation into our only-fans, right? So it's like... Well, no. Like a loopbox. Well, like, whose thing you're going to get? Do you know what you should have made IHG a few years later?

1:29.5

Because you know when you made IHE, you didn't show any part of you? What you should have done, what you should have done, you should have done your reveal through Onlyfans. So each post was a part of your body to make a full picture. come up not in the form me, but of a face reveal that has kind of gone wrong to someone that I want to talk about in a bit. Okay, well, good afternoon. It is summer. Do you know what summer means, guys? What about people who aren't in the afternoon, huh? Well, do you know what summer means, guys? That, um, it's warm?

1:45.4

No, it means we're going to go on a walk.

1:51.5

A hike for the centuries.

1:54.9

Sorry, I mean, a hike of the century.

1:58.1

We could call it like hike the return.

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