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Before the first time.

And, uh,

and, uh,iving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past,

the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that

would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule. This is the Omnibus. You have accessed entry 380.PS 6831, certificate number 1922. The Dreadnought Hokes.

Are you much of a practical joker? You've never played a practical joke on me that I can remember.

I dislike. This might have come up before, because I dislike practical jokes.

On what ground?

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