I get a sip of my Agua.

Not Agua fresca.

I don't know why that made me laugh.

Specifying disappointedly.

I think that works as a short cold open.

That's good, that's good cold open.

That's good, good.

This is the dragon episode. Matt has allowed me to make this the dragon episode because I think dragons are cool.

I also think in certain cases, Luke Q like the Discovery Channel music, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d, you know, they might still exist. And we're going to talk about that at some point when I'm forced to Google it later in the podcast because I'm going to have to commit to the bit. If you remember. Because if I remember. If we move on and don't bring it up again, people can be really upset.

But you got to stick around to near the end. They're going to say, this is the petroleum jelly story all over again. No, no, no, I'm serious. Like, this is, I mean, look, as proof, look at that. And look at this. Maybe some vine booms to solidify how serious I am. You see that? There's two...

You put them on the table.

I won't see them.

That's kind of a, See that? There's two...

You put them on the table. Let him see them. That's kind of a... If it was big, people might mistake it as a dragon. Crabbs are... Dude, essentially, like, that is a beast. That's a ferocious fucking beast. It's got a shell. It's got fucking massive, like, weapons. The Ducks of the sea. that's what they say

dude

wait It's got a shell. It's got fucking massive, like weapons. The Ducks of the Sea. That's what they say.

Dude, wait, speaking of Forrest Gump, I, you know what's so crazy?

Last night, I'm on the last season of Ozark, and it's getting real fucking good.

No, no spoilers.

No spoilers, but I eventually might watch it. It's really, really good. First season, second season, they fucking good. No, no spoilers. No spoilers. But I eventually might watch it.

It's really,

really good.

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